FAQs

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What's the COVID situation?

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No restrictions for fully vaccinated guests and children under 12. Everyone else MUST wear a mask at all times. No exceptions.

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Where's the reception?

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Same place as the wedding, dawg.

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What's the parking situation?

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We will have valet at the event. Please do not park on the side streets, our vendor will be upset.

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What's the attire?

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Cocktail attire preferred! But this isn't the Met Gala and we aren't picky. As long as you're comfortable and look nice, we're happy.

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Are kids allowed?

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The one's that have been invited, yes! But don't feel the need to bring one just to fit in.

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When is the right time to object?

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Several years ago.

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Will there be an afterparty?

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Almost definitely, yeah for sure.

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I'm vegetarian.

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That's not a question. But there'll be options for you to eat if that's what you're implying.

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Will there be alcohol?

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Who do you think we are?

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Should I Uber/Lyft?

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If you plan to drink more than a little, then YES. If not, then still maybe yeah.

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What's the venue like?

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https://www.marvimon.com/smogshoppe/

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What'll the food be?

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pizzzzzaaaaaaa https://800degrees.com/

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Is this the proper place to talk about my fringe political views or otherwise make this day about me?

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No.

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How about dessert?

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Cupcakes.

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Is there a theme?

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You ask a lot of questions. Yes, kind of a vintage book theme. You'll like it.

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I have pictures of the couple I'd like to submit for the slideshow. Where can I send them?

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Send them to our wedding email, eandgjames@gmail.com

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Music?

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We'll have a live DJ playing non-live music for live people.

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Should I be taking pictures?

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We'll have a photographer there taking much better pictures, but sure, knock yourself out.

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I don't like the tone of this FAQ. Can you be less sarcastic?

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Oh, I don't know, CAN I?

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I'd like to give the couple a gift.

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Aw, thanks! Yeah, check out that there registry. Otherwise, cash for our honeymoon would be pretty sweet.

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When should I RSVP by?

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As soon as possible please.

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Can I bring a date?

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If you would like to bring a date, let us know and we'll see what we can do. We do have a strict guest limit though, as enforced by the vendor, so no promises.

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I have a food allergy, can I make a special request?

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Let us know well in advance. We'd like you not to die.

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I don't like long boring ceremonies. Will yours be long and boring?

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That's kind of a rude way to phrase that. But no, it'll be short and sweet. 20 minutes tops.

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What time should I arrive at the ceremony?

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Check your invite.

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How are you?

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Good! Thanks for asking. Nobody ever asks.

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Will Poncho and Olive be there? Honestly, I'm mostly here for them.

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Fair. But sadly no, no dogs are allowed at the venue.

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What did you think of the last season of Game of Thrones?

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A little off-topic, but yeah no it was garbage.

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Am I in the wedding party?

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If you're asking this question, it's a little awkward.

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Bro, there gonna be a lotta people at this thing?

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This "thing" will have around 75 people, "bro".

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Can I make a speech?

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Let us know if you'd like to speak and we'll see what the Committee says. Otherwise, just text us.

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I'd like to wear white.

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Stop it.

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I want to dance, but I'm too shy. What do I do?

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If you start now, I'm sure you can build up your confidence by November.