Bride
The Bride has eaten 40 McDonalds chicken nuggets on TWO separate occasions. Can Rip Stick like a champ.
Groom
Didn't believe the Bride could eat 40 McDonalds chicken nuggets. Cannot Rip Stick.
Maid of Honor
Grew up with the groom and older sister of the best man. Closest thing to an older sister the Bride and Groom have. She is always down for a night of fun (though her bed time keeps getting earlier and earlier). Fun fact: Kelsey has more bath and body works candles than anyone.
Best Man
Grew up with the groom... seriously there's a picture of them as wee tots in the tub...that they recreated as adults. Became roommates with the Groom and Graham, and later the Bride as well. Fun fact: There used to be a white board in the house where everyone would tally "John's Diva Moments".
Bridesmaid
Met the Bride in sixth grade and the rest is history. The Groom used to play T ball with Marissa's brother. Marissa was present for the monumental time the Bride proved she could eat 40 McDonalds chicken nuggets in one sitting. Fun fact: Marissa has been to 20 Taylor Swift concerts in 5 different states.
Groomsman
Met the Groom in sixth grade. Graham and the Groom were in Scouts together and completed a 100+ mile hike and probably pooped in the woods in close proximity to each other. Graham and the Groom became roommates in college with John, when the Bride met Graham and eventually became a roommate as well. Fun fact: Graham was infamous for inviting friends over, saying he has to go to the bathroom, then going to bed.
Bridesmaid
Met the Bride in seventh grade and is one of the funniest people to exist. The Bride got the honor of being Mackenzie's bridesmaid in her wedding last year and is feeling all sentimental getting to switch roles. Fun fact: Mackenzie can name all 50 states in alphabetical order.
Groomsman
Met the Groom in elementary school and they used to walk home together with other friends (aww). They became good friends while working at Mamas, a local pizza place. The two caused chaos in the establishment for 5 years. Fun fact: Favi is one of the biggest metal heads around and has been to tons of shows but his favorite concert of all time was Justin Timberlake.
Bridesmaid
Step-sister of the Bride. They shared a room for most of their adolescents and stole each other's clothes. The Bride may have poorly cut Maura's bangs in the bathroom a time or two but Maura twirled a comb up in her bangs so badly that she had to get it cut out and made micro-bangs a thing before it was a thing. Fun fact: Maura had 7 kidney stones by the ripe age of 22. She used to eat lucas (the candy) by the pound.
Groomsman
Met the Groom as a baby when their parents lived in the same apartment complex. Lucas and the Groom share many "mischievous" memories being turds like pressing the cross walk sign at 1am to make cars stop for no reason. Fun fact: Lucas is an AMAZING guitar player and has a band!
Bridesmaid
Met the Bride in sixth grade and was the Bride's very first friend in middle school. They spent countless summers at the lake tubing, while the Bride's dad chose violence while driving the boat (if you're picking up what I'm putting down). Fun fact: Holly has two baby twin girls!
Groomsman
Met the Groom in elementary school and became good friends. Attended tons of shows with both the Groom and the Bride. Fun Fact: Zach was a key player in the Groom's proposal by wearing the "Hey Green Day! She just said Yes!" tank under his t shirt the entire day.