Rachel & Jason
FAQs
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What is the theme?
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Beats, bears, Battlestar Gallactica
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How many people a year does rabies kill?
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4
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Who shot first?
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Han Solo. Anyone says anything different throw them into the pit of despair.
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What should I wear?
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Connecticut casual.
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Is that anything like Pennsylvania business?
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No
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What brings us together today?
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Marriage.
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What is the best weapon in fortnite?
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The bush
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What’s green and flies?
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Super pickle
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Who said “let them eat cake?”
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Margaret Thatcher. (Ask Michael Scott)
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How many more chairs does Creed need?
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1 (after he gets Pam’s chair)
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Is it really kid friendly?
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We’re bringing our kids. If you want to bring yours do! If you want a night away, find a place to dump them.
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Are you hitting the town after?
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Yes. But don’t expose us to light, don’t water us, and don’t let us eat after midnight. We will turn into gremlins.
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Where are you hitting the town?
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We have reserved the second floor of Packard’s. It is of importance that you know the pool will be free. And this is where Rachel and Jason “kinda had their first date”. Then he insulted the Beatles. Yet she was so desperate she stayed with him.
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How’s your German?
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Preindustrial and mostly religious
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If I bought a present for Roy and Pam do I have to get one for you?
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We’re asking for cash. (You don’t have to get us anything)
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Seriously We don’t have to get you anything ?
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Seriously we don’t need anything and are looking forward to sharing a night with our favorite people. And don’t call me Shirley
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I really don’t have to get you anything?
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Really. But if you want to give us a gift we could really use help painting various rooms in our house. There are also many food banks that would love donations.
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Wait a minute. You said you don’t need gifts but you have a registry. What?!
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If you feel you have to give us a gift the registry is here for ideas (especially if your idea is a unicorn sprinkler).
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Cards are expensive! Do I have to get you one?
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No. Especially if it contains glitter.
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Where should I stay?
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We are in the process of trying to book a block of rooms. So don’t book anything yet! Let us know if you want one of the rooms so we can get a better count of how many we will need!
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Where should I park?
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In a parking space. There are some metered spaces around the meeting house. The cheapest place would be the Thornes Market parking lot. And you’ll get a chance to hatch some Pokémon eggs as you walk to the meeting house.
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How do I get in?
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If the door is locked go around the side and up the fire escape to enter. This is your first test. If you don’t make it you don’t get bueno. Let us know if you would prefer to ride the elevator.