At a pool. It was hot. Jason didn’t talk. Then Rachel impressed him with her taste in beer. She invited herself to his birthday party (even though she doesn't eat chicken). Now here we are.
The toilet was flooding the bathroom floor. Again. Rachel went out to Jason and said, “This is stupid. We should just get married to save money on insurance.” Jason said, “Is that your proposal?” So here we are.
Jason made a comment about watching prequels to Star Wars. Rachel replies “Noooooooooooo,” he thought she was being clever. (She wasn’t). Now here he is (hopefully)
At Jason’s birthday all his friends left to go to another bar. Jason stayed with Rachel while she finished her beer. Now here she is.