Lindsay & Kyle
Wedding Party
Aubrey Johnston
Maid of Honor
Nickname: Auby Doby Strengths: Doing a wicked herkie, no college debt...yet Weaknesses: Milk, DIY ear-piercings Quote: "Chipotle is my liiiiiiiffe." Most likely to... challenge someone to a dance off.
Aiden Maynard
Best Man
Nickname: Shamwow Strengths: Can poop on command, preventing forest fires Weaknesses: Superstitions, Dottie running out of water Quote: "Bang a Larry" Most likely to... go skiing in a kilt
Madisen Duke-Bruechert
Bridesmaid
Nickname: Mad Eye Moody Strengths: Naming dogs after prestigious political figures, finding friends through far-fetched connections Weaknesses: Butter chicken, unsweet wine Quote: "Unlimited tortilla chips?? I'm in." Most likely to... cancel plans so she can sleep
Christian Humulock
Groomsman
Nickname: Pac Man Strengths: Great eye contact, kicking balls between poles Weaknesses: Family dinner, kicking poles between balls Quote: "I'll be there in 10"... *Proceeds to show up 1 hour later* Most likely to... throw golf clubs into ponds
Tori Dorich
Bridesmaid
Nickname: Terror Swift Strengths: Pulling a mean hip-check, owning a Pit Bull and Husky at the same time Weaknesses: Illegal china town turtles, too many Roombas Quote: "I'M NOT THAT LOUD" Most likely to... get offered money to be quiet
Scott Graybill
Groomsman
Nickname: Donkey Kong Strengths: Immune to radioactivity, world's longest name Weaknesses: Hieroglyphics, responding to texts Quote: "I'm punching" Most likely to... be found drunk and studying at 3 am
Paige Frankovich
Bridesmaid
Nickname: Girl walking briskly #4 Strengths: Twister, 3 second movie background appearances Weaknesses: the hair dye aisle at CVS, house plants Quote: "don't flatter yourself, I was staring at your dog." Most likely to... babysit your dog and not give it back
Mark Manocchia
Groomsman
Nickname: Rabid Manoccs Strengths: Avoiding work, playing King Dedede in Super Smash Bros Weaknesses: Tall blondes, not being a Jedi Quote: "I'm the best Peter Pan there ever was" Most likely to... be seen boogie boarding at Narragansett Town Beach with 12 year olds
Lutz Johnston-Frankovich
Dog of Honor
Nickname: Lutz Eduardo Strengths: Chasing squirrels, doing zoomies in the backyard Weaknesses: Chicken, getting on the couch when his parents are home Quote: "What's the big idea here?!" Most likely to... stand by your bed and watch you sleep
Jennie Dyer
Groomswoman
Nickname: Jennie from the Block Strengths: Dutty Love, occupationally therapizing Weaknesses: Kids swearing at her, Jim's bean dip Quote: "Gotta get that daily dose of D (Duquesne)" Most likely to... jam out to classical music on the radio