Groom
Dapper individual Yeah man Selfless // sweetest human ever Feet scare him Only dance move : rolling the dice Has a hard time admitting that I am better at sports than he is // okay maybe not ALL sports So excited to go through my 600lb life with him I love you more than most
Bride
Loves to try and get Lance over his feet fear with sticking her feet in his face Beautiful and outgoing Loves to listen to Lance complain then helps him through it by saying he complains a lot the best friend anyone could ever have the person who makes me happier than any slice of pizza could.. but i do love pizza a lot. Luckily loves food as much as i do
Best Man
Once hit a home run off Lance that still hasn't landed. Judging by photos the only person who will do the dice with Lance and enjoy it. Ride or die. Even though we thought he was a missing persons for 2 years. Passionate about wrestling with men for sport. Probably influence on half of my good and bad decisions.
Matron of Honor
Plays well with others Makes the occasional dino roar // baby dino Has a tendency to laugh so hard she pees her pants Athlete // Motivated by food Infectious persona that fills the room 30 min younger than the beautiful bride
Groomsman
Closet UNC Tarheels fan. Owns more Orange and purple clothing than the entire campus at Clemson. Once threw a no hitter against a middle school as a senior in high school. Won the game 27-0 Guinness World Book Record for longest foul ball ever hit. Voted best GPA. LOVES mink suits. Only reason we'll have Smirnoff Ice at the wedding
Maid of Honor
Likes to sleep in dog beds // throwback Makes the best mix tapes Knows how to get this party started Rocks out to show tunes We're basically family... Unless you get kicked off the fridge // Still hurts In denial that she never received her letter from Hogwarts // Muggle May cry... a lot
Groomsman
Oh Wade. Wade, Wade, Wade. Long Island Ice Tea Cruise, Cruise, Cruise Does not play well with boats Knows Sign language // ask him how to say "far away" Knows all of the sports Halloween One of the best human beings on this planet Go Tigers!
Bridesmaid
Thoughtful // Always there to lend an ear Dog whisperer Low-key stylist So much fun to be around // all of the fun Should have been born in Beaufort so we could have become best friends faster Her Hogwarts letter got lost in the mail Go Tigers!
Groomsman
Our favorite Texan Knows The Office by heart Wicked carpenter "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Knows all of the card games // all of them A joy to be around Dates a supermodel
Bridesmaid
More famously known as "Stunna" Good at (rob lowe voice) LITERALLY everything There is no one sweeter Applied to Cook Out because they didn't give her enough fries Sports Go Tigers!
Groomsman
Most likely of the group to be a fictional imaginary friend. Throws a baseball faster than most cars on the interstate... More likely to get a picture of Sasquatch than him. I think Ive known him longer than my brother, not sure? Internet crying Jordan meme champion.
Bridesmaid
Best roomie ever We're basically family Loves pickles Master chef Can throw down Lets be honest, she prefers candle lit bubble baths with netflix marathons Mama Bear Go Tigers!
Groomsman
Probably has a slice of pizza in his pocket. Pro bowler going under the name of sexual white chocolate. Has the curly locks of a male model. His hair probably has been featured in a l'oreal commercial. Standing next to Lance looks 0% like him, on the phone 100% match.
Bridesmaid
Better know by her street name "Deb" Has more Lilly than Lilly Pulitzer Life of the party Does not like being tricked into athletic situations Sims is life We ran the court back in the day // you're hair looks like a burnt cookie Go Terriers!
Man of Honor
Frank! Die hard Redskins fan. Says he likes Clemson but i swear there are more Carolina things in his home. I question his allegiance. Lance's dad who never missed a sports game. Call of Duty champ, but on xbox, eh so against middle schoolers. Best dad anyone could ask for.