Matters of Practical Importance

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Is this serious or are you joking?

Answer

Yes. ※

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Are we really doing pirate energy?

Answer

Respectfully — have you met us? ※

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Should I commit to the look?

Answer

Commit as hard as you feel brave enough to. "The Best Revenge Is Dressing Well" ※

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Are children welcome?

Answer

Of course! Children are, by nature, small pirates — curious, bold, and occasionally dramatic. All members of the crew — small and tall — are warmly invited. We kindly ask that young sailors remain under the watchful eye of their trusted adults, especially around the Captains' handcrafted treasures. ※

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Will there be an open bar or alcohol available?

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∾ A Note on Spirits ∾ ※ This celebration will be alcohol-free — not from lack, but from intention. We have chosen presence over haze, connection over excess, and clarity over convention. In its place you will find thoughtfully crafted signature mocktails, excellent food, and a cake worthy of legend. Joy requires no fermentation. We promise you will not miss a thing — except perhaps a headache tomorrow. ※

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Will there be dancing?

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The Oath may be solemn... The Revel will not be. Participation encouraged, flailing accepted. ※

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May we take any décor as a souvenir?

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We ask that all sculptures, candles, florals, signage, and atmospheric treasures remain in place. Thoughtfully chosen keepsakes will be provided for each guest — no raiding or pillaging necessary. ※