Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Let it be known across all civilized lands and neighboring ZIP codes: That Fenn de León and Jacob Hickman, being of sound mind and exceedingly full hearts, have resolved — without coercion, bribery, or maritime threat — to enter into a Matelotage that binds them from now until they reach Davy Jones' locker. On this most deliberate occasion, they summon their chosen crew, their confidants, their beloved witnesses, to observe the swearing of vows, the sealing of devotion, and the celebration that follows immediately thereafter. Attendance is not mandatory. But it is very much desired.