Best Man
Joe’s sister, dance floor queen, and walking encyclopedia of Sexiest Man Alive winners.
Maid of Honor
Childhood ride-or-die, sista from another mista, and an unstoppable flossing machine—consider yourself warned.
Groomsman
Joe’s oldest friend, cat cuddler, nature lover, and dance floor risk with the right amount of liquid courage.
Maid of Honor
San Juan Seltzer in hand, good vibes on tap, and your ultimate hype girl from aisle to afterparty.
Groomsman
His favorite song is "Call Me Maybe" - make sure to request it during the dancing!
Bridesmaid
She’s been a threat since childhood rec soccer—now she’s armed with a killer smile and unlicensed dance moves.
Groomsman
Pilot by day, party captain by night, and never one to turn down a round.
Bridesmaid
Cousin to the bride, loyal to Moose (her dog, not a man), and only mildly bitter he’s not her plus-one—don’t worry, she’s still throwing it back for the both of them.
Groomsman
Can calculate load-bearing walls, but nothing prepares him for the weight of his own tequila-fueled dance moves.
Bridesmaid
Joe’s sister, effortlessly cooler than the rest of us, and fresh off a flight from NYC just to grace us with her presence.
Groomsman
The life of the party disguised as the humblest soul — Shonta’s the reason your drink’s always full and the dance floor’s never empty.
Bridesmaid
Paige’s sister-in-law, certified dance floor assassin 'til the final beat and pocket beer smuggler. #pocketbeersforlife
Groomsman
Human confetti cannon with zero chill—expect chaos, dance moves, and unforgettable moments.
Officiant
Resident ray of sunshine, proud brother of the bride, herb enthusiast, and seasoned wedding officiant — but we all know this will be his masterpiece.
Ring Bearer
Drew & Jane's first born Targaryen
Flower Girl
Drew & Jane's second born Targaryen