7:00 pm
Attire: Provocative
Only for the comparatively young and sexy (you will have received an invite to this event if you are considered a member of this group-- any disputes about whether or not you qualify as young and/or sexy can be raised with management). With the economic outlook for millennials being what it is, we figured you couldn't pass up another free meal. The night for loving/humiliating speeches. NOTE: This is the only event of the weekend that will take place indoors. All 70 people attending this event will be fully vaccinated, and most, if not all, will be boosted. We also encourage everyone attending this event to get a PCR test in the days leading up to the event if possible even if you are not experiencing symptoms.
12:00 pm
Attire: Cannes on the Atlantic
7:00 pm
Attire: Too Cool for Hebrew School (Shabbat Chic)
UPDATE (as of 1/21/22): A rain call has been made, and because it looks like it will likely rain this evening, the event has been moved indoors to the Seacrest Ballroom at the Opal Grand. Please feel free to wear a mask if you would be more comfortable, and to reach out with any questions. Looking forward to seeing you tonight! Shabbat dinner, but don't let the name fool you. Behavior is expected to be decidedly unorthodox. Yarmulkes will be provided -- please do not attempt to repurpose N95.
12:00 pm
Attire: Risqué
6:30 pm
Attire: Black tie, not optional. Consider grass-friendly shoes.
Florida man marries off only daughter to other Florida man's youngest son. Mother of the bride, event planner to the stars, comes out of retirement for One. Last. Job. Backyard wedding. Roundtrip transportation will be provided for all guests staying at the Opal Grand. Please meet in the hotel lobby at 5:45pm— buses depart promptly at 6pm. All other guests must use a ride share or car service to and from Casa Cohen, as there is no parking available. NOTE: The ceremony and cocktail hour will all take place outdoors, weather permitting. The reception will take place in an open-air outdoor tent (i.e. a ceiling with no walls).
10:30 am
Attire: Just make sure it's not inside out
Damage assessment, followed by a peaceful brunch beside the mango trees. A time for reflection, confession, and the retrieval of mislaid personal items. If you've made it this far, you deserve a muffin. Roundtrip transportation will be provided for all guests staying at the Opal Grand. Please meet in the hotel lobby at 9:15am— buses depart promptly at 9:30am. All other guests must use a ride share or car service to and from Casa Cohen, as there is no parking available. NOTE: This event will take place outdoors.