Bride
She’ll be the one in the white dress - probably.
Groom
Recently deemed Sexiest Man Alive, this charming and genuine man will makes his way down the aisle in Boho style. This car fanatic, engine obsessed jokester is a true one of a kind gem. He is potentially the most loyal friend, brother, son, and fiancé there ever was. They don’t make them like him anymore and this world could always use a little more Ian in their lives. Please send positive vibes to all victims of heartbreak as this hunk of a man gets hitched!
Wedding Party
Officiant
With a voice that carries across any room, it’s almost as if Mr. Van Valin was a sports announcer in a past life. Devoted husband to Ian’s twin sister Caitlyn, inspiring father of three, and great friend, this boisterous ball of energy is bound to make an impression. He continuously manages to leave any event brighter than when he entered.
Maid of Honor
She’s got the looks AND the brains! Introducing Dr. Klein. The memories with this beaut are never ending. Whether it was pestering their parents with annoying made up songs, willingly running into walls and 'blaming' each other for pushing the other, or tormenting each other with 'Goldie'/'Horsie', the two never had a dull moment growing up. Family by blood, sisters by choice, the best gift ever given to the bride was to have a younger sister like this. This perfect human honors the bride as her MOH and has potentially the most contagious laugh you’ll ever hear. If this is your first time meeting her, you’re in for a treat as she’ll surely put a smile on your face. Please refer to her only as Dr. Bad A**, Euna’s little sister, gorgeous stunner, or her definite favorite Yanass. Dr. Klein has and will always be, Euna's better half.
Best Man
Sometimes referred to as Danny or the modern red headed James Bond, Henry is an extremely talented artist, a skilled mechanic, an avid shooter, an old fashion connoisseur, DIYer, and one hell of an older brother. Growing up with a brother so manly, it should come to no surprise that this macho man has always been a huge role model to the groom. Henry is insightful. He carries himself with confidence and wisdom but leads with Passion. A true distinguished gentleman, Henry is Ian’s confidante, inspiration, and best man for life.
Matron of Honor
Caits is Euna’s best friend from high school and the two have been inseparable after bonding over infamous HS heartbreaks. These two goblins would scream at the top of their lungs to annoying songs during car rides, make strange faces at cars passing by just to gauge a reaction, and get into enough trouble where they felt like they were part of the cool crowd rebels- like ditching school but only to feed the homeless. Best human and friend, she makes being silly easy and never judges your weird. This incredible woman is a recent-ish mom has a heart of gold and is potentially the kindest person you’ll ever meet. Don’t let her look of innocence fool you- give her a shot of tequila and her dance moves along with infectious positive attitude will leave you walking away with crows feet and hurting cheeks. There is not enough space to convey how special this one is - FCH for life.
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Aside from being known as an astounding jeweler, Lex is Ian’s chosen brother & devoted partner in crime. The debauchery with these two began as wee babes with one of their most iconic memories being their parents walking in on them cutting out playboy magazines. They would vacation together, walk into each other's homes as though it was their own, and basically spent enough time with one another where their parents should basically be considered another set of legal guardians (and should honestly be given some kind of award for the shenanigans they had to put up with). To this day, they can be spotted lovingly harassing each other with sarcastic banter, drinking beers together on weekends, and participating in other activities not suited for this website. History and love runs deep with these two - a pair for the books.
Matron of Honor
If you can’t see her smiling from a mile away, you probably need glasses. This straight bombshell is bold, genuine, and simply loving - without a doubt will leave an impression. The two knew each other from middle school, lived in Chicago together, and have created endless memories together and an unbreakable bond. The two are rarely spotted without one another and the bride will attest to her codependency with this angel as she feels separation anxiety if away from her for too long. Soon-to-be-mother, underrated comedian, free agent model and natural born killer (if you're unworthy), Lainey is part of Euna's heart and soul to the end of time. Be cautious though, as this human/vampire/bat can be a savage when it comes to blood so please cover all wounds.
Groomsman
Don’t let this 10 foot gentle giant scare you, he comes in peace. This successful handsome fella has been one of the most amazing and supportive friends a groom could ask for. Whether it's grabbing beers to blow off steam or making last minute trips to Aspen during the workday to set up an amazing engagement for his lady, Tyler is the guy friend you dream of having. A listening ear and voice of reason to the couple, this rare gem has the biggest heart and is stuck with the couple for life. He is kind, intelligent, and incredibly resourceful and Ian is incredibly humbled to have a man like Tyler by his side on his big day.
Bridesmaid
Being the two first-borns of the Kertsburg sisters, the pair bonded from a young age and have naturally followed Russian tradition to slightly torment younger siblings/cousins (mostly kidding). Euna has always looked up to her cousin - she’s beauty and she’s grace. Though she’s Ms. Russian States (Ms.Congeniality reference), Sasha is incredibly kind, selfless, and the older sister Euna never had. Don’t let her beauty and gentle demeanor fool you - as the Senior VP of a major Investment Company in NY, this stunner is bound to rule the world.
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You may recognize this suave gentleman from his viral boat small video, just a casual 12M views. Another fellow car fanatic, Rob and Ian first met/bonded ditching their gym class to race their souped up cars. It should come to no surprise that Rob now dominates the auto industry and is Ian's constant go to for car banter. Rob is one of Ian's dearest and closest friends and always manages to put a smile on his face. Goofy, incredibly kind, intelligent, and honest, Rob is part of Ian's family and heart forever.
Bridesmaid
Ian’s stunning twin sister and lifelong tormenter, Caitlyn has treated the bride as family since day one. Wonderful mom of three, this dime piece is incredibly thoughtful, genuine, and wise. She also knows how to put the groom in his place while implementing reason and balance, which we all know Is invaluable to the bride. Caitlyn knows how to liven up any party and make any stressful situation feel light. The bride is honored to call her a new sister and the groom is humbled to have her as the yin to his yang.
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Stepping out of his blue lambo with his Cartier watch and gorgeous locks, Mac looks like he walked straight out of Forbes (though he will be any day now). Family friends since childhood, the two’s bond really strengthened the past decade or so as they frolicked throughout Denver chasing girls in their single days and causing mayhem. Hands down, Mac has one of the kindest, most genuine hearts you will ever endure and he honors the couple in celebrating their forever love.
Bridesmaid
Another insanely talented artist and dancing queen, she not only is Henry’s better counterpart but the entire family’s. Her uncanny ability to make conversation is undoubtedly one of her most admirable qualities as she never fails to make you feel like the most important in the room. Beautiful, funny, and kind, this gem of a human will leave you feeling enlightened so exchanging pleasantries with this unicorn is truly in your own best interest. Don’t bother ever making an old-fashioned for her though as she has already perfected the creation of this sophisticated cocktail and you may experience signs/symptoms of embarrassment and sorrow.
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As Schitt’s Creek biggest celebrity, you would think this poster model would have an outrageously large ego. Also referred to the Peloton beast or Ian’s closest bicep contender, Ross is easily one of the most humble and intentionally suited men you will ever meet. Ian and Ross have gotten incredibly close the past 6 years or so and each make it a priority to call each other several times a week to check-in and love on each other. They are the pinnacle of a true bromance. Ross and his wife Sam play an integral moment in the couple’s relationship and the two are immensely grateful for their love and friendship.
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Meeting through Caitlin at a H.S. volleyball tourney, Euna and Erin instantly connected and were attached at the hip. It reached the point where CCHS teachers believed Erin to attend the school, when in reality she belonged to an entirely different district. Whether it was dancing in the middle of the road in the pouring rain or spending virtually every night together in an OxyPad covered bed, these musketeers defined the meaning of inseparable. She is permanently engraved in the bride’s heart. Erin is now an extremely talented Senior designer in Los Angeles and now-mother of Peach with her handsome hubby Charlie. Ask her to tell you the story about how she broke part of her chin, then you’ll really know how much fun they had.
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Initially bride's friend and now best friend to both, Sam and Ian's glorious relationship began with endless double dates incessantly initiated by theirs truly. With how much Lainey and Euna loved each other, the two were 'forced' to spend excessive amounts of time with one another but that 'forced' time was fortunately too seamless and effortless. This special couple has been apart of the bride and grooms entire journey. Now designated travel buds, espresso martini connoisseurs, and the ultimate foodies, the two are an infectious pair to be around. Without Sam, Ian would be even more useless when it comes to sports so for that, he owes him a great debt. Ian is honored to have this devoted and honorable man and soon-to-be father support him on his special day!
Bridesmaid
Friends since middle school, Shelby was the one friend the bride’s parents would make an exception for her strict “no sleepovers policy” for school nights, and thankfully so. Shelby is a central part of Euna’s life and core memories and will forever be another sister to the bride. Shelby is consistently reliable, a strong woman of faith, and the best free entertainment you could ever ask for, whether it's prompted or unprompted. There are truly no words that can adequately describe how funny and uniquely special this wild card is. The bride is lucky to have this bombshell on her side on this special day. The world just isn't as exciting without a Shelby in it so make time to converse with this cutie, you'll thank me later. Tip: If you mention your love for Taylor Swift or Gordon Ramsey, you'll become her new favorite person.
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A true ski extraordinaire, a motorocycle ridin’, tootin’ scootin’ marketing guru, this incredible dog dad of two is the social butterfly everyone strives to fly with. It should come to no surprise that the groom and newlywed Brewman initially bonded during their hard partying days, however, the two distinguished gentlemen have grown up into spitting their time between parties AND verryyy sophisticated classy brunches. Their bond is one to last a lifetime. A complete hoot with a gentle soul and kind heart, Ian is beside himself to have found a friend as amazing as Zach. He’s one lucky guy.
Bridesmaid
It can be startling when you meet a girl this beautiful but her heart and brains are what makes her most impressive. Euna met her and her husband Paul through Ian and spontaneously met up for a ‘quick’ drink. Drinks led to the pair joining the couple for dinner. Dinner was filled with amazing stories and tear-worthy laughter. The rest was history. The best unexpected gift was receiving a friend as genuine as this. There is never a dull moment when it comes to girl's nights with this fly chic. Whether its getting weird tarot reading from unsolicited strangers or closing down Quality Italian's brunch because they are prepping to serve dinner, this cutie pie is stuck with the bride for life. Fun Fact: Chelsea is the president and co-founder of an incredible pet relief business and one of the part CEOs of the couple’s hearts.
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Just look at him. A true European influenced stud. Ian met Paul many years ago during his time working at Merrill Lynch. Though his cubicle mate and trading partner initially, poor Paul unknowingly was doomed to take on another unplanned and unpaid role- Ian’s therapist. When Euna’s need for independence superseded Ian’s attempt to escape friend zone jail, Paul was always a listening ear. If Ian needed a buddy to grab drinks after a hard day at work, Paul was always there. Paul was his go-to-man and is now of Ian’s closest friends and for good reason. His maturity, genuineness, and grace is stand worthy and inspiring. An incredible chef, amazing husband, and devoted friend, Paul will always claim a special place in the bride and groom’s hearts. A note to the wise: make sure your livers have been well tested. The hangover will be well worth it.
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Another quality introduction from the groom’s side, now turned bride side is Liz. Born and raised in Colorado, this gorgeous girl wears many hats: Artist, Teacher, Plate Strength Instructor, Jokester, Shot Gobbler, etc. One of her most noteworthy roles: A true and honest friend. This bundle of love is the true epitome of perfection. She always manages to make you smile, goes out of her way to make the world a better place, intentionally engages in conversation, and does not have a mean bone in her body. Not only a blessing to the bride, she without a doubt makes this entire world a happy and better place.
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Another Cherry Creek High influence is the one and only Drew Stark. Ian and Drew loved each other so much that they decided to room together during Ian’s brief time at CU Boulder. These part-time delinquents would crash frat parties, stir trouble, and create endless memories to last a lifetime. Though the amount of veeeeryyyy entertaining stories these two stirred cannot adequately, appropriately, (or likely even accurately) be depicted for the moral integrity of this website, these two cuties were (and still are) the funniest, goofiest, and yet also sweetest pair there ever was. Incredible dog dad, lifelong Bronco fan, and successful business man, Drew truly is one of Ian’s chosen brother’s for life. Ian is absolutely humbled to have a friend as loyal and kind as Drew to walk down the aisle as the groom makes his way to say "I do".
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Hands down the cleverest, PUNniest, and sweetest person you’ll encounter. Loyal, genuine, and incredibly giving, this gorgeous Missourian girl is one of the best additions to Euna’s life. The two bonded the instant they met almost 5 years ago. Whether it’s staying in for girls talk or bar hopping around Denver, quality time with this woman is always cherished. She is not only fun but absolutely selfless. She single handedly started and ran an Adopt-A-Family this holiday season so that struggling families could still provide their children with presents over the holiday. Although we forgive her for deep obsession with cats, this half-marathon running, tiny dancer is a true one of a kind human. A word to the wise: Caution to all that counter her in beer pong. Unless you have thick skin and can actually play, she's punstoppable and no mercy will be given.
Groomsman
Looks like we got two incredibly good looking doctors in this joint! Euna and Jeff became friends during their time at Miami of Ohio. Over the course of several nights out on the famous Brick street, a symbiotic relationship quickly developed. Jeff, the bouncer of a popular bar, would allow Euna & Co. to cut the line, while he looked good to management for bringing in a fun crowd (meh, let’s be real…) However, their friendship was always intentional. Even then, the two would banter about random life topics so the moment he moved to Denver, the friendship automatically rekindled and has ever since been considered her older brother figure. Fast forward to Euna telling Jeff about Ian, Jeff felt the need to ‘interrogate’ Ian’s intentions. What started as an interview, quickly became an unbreakable bond and a friendship to last a lifetime. Jeff honors the couple as a groomsman on their wedding day. Although he is an astound Chiropractor of his own successful practice and has worked hard for the title Doctor, Jeff prefers being called Nurse McWhorter so please be mindful in your introductions. You're welcome ;)
Bridesmaid
Introducing Ian’s first bestie, oldest sister, and sacred gatekeeper of blackmail, Mrs. Kathleen Buck. Kat has been Ian’s role model for as long as he can remember. Beautiful and incredible mom of 2, amazing wife to the handsome Jacob Buck, insanely talented artist, and expert stomach poker! Kitty Kat takes up a huge portion of the groom (and now bride’s heart) and honor the couple as they walk down the aisle together as one new expanded family.
Wedding Party
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Mother of the Groom
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Bonus Father Of The Groom
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Mother of the Bride
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Father of the Bride
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Father of the Groom
Though he is no longer with us physically, the couple would like to honor the groom’s father as he will also be walking down the aisle through the couple’s and family’s hearts. Wish you were here so we can hear that bold Texan voice carry the room but know that without you big Dan, we would never have been graced with Ian’s incredible presence so with that your legacy continues and we will honor that for a lifetime.