Best Man
I got twoooo jobs 🎶 one for the bike and one for the wife 😉
Maid of Honor
I don’t catch feelings, I catch flights ✌🏼✈️
Groomsman
If your name ain’t Daisy, you don’t stand a chance 🐱
Bridesmaid
If you don't like matcha green tea lattes then get audi here 🚘🍵
Groomsman
Where we droppin boys? If you know, you know 🏰🌚
Bridesmaid
I like a little bit of gym with my dessert 💪🏻🎂
Groomsman
If you don't speak tesla then don't talk to me🤚🏻
Bridesmaid
I'm either listening to twenty one pilots or watching baseball. Go Dodgers! ⚾️😂
Groomsman
You don't owwwnnn meeee 🎶 but the government does- oorah!
Bridesmaid
All I need is a little popcorn 🍿
Groomsman
My favorite type of cat is a bob cat 👷🏼♂️🚧
Bridesmaid
Beware: major baby fever and may steal your little one👶🏻😜