Best Man
I got twoooo jobs πΆ one for the bike and one for the wife π
Maid of Honor
I donβt catch feelings, I catch flights βπΌβοΈ
Groomsman
If your name ainβt Daisy, you donβt stand a chance π±
Bridesmaid
If you don't like matcha green tea lattes then get audi here ππ΅
Groomsman
Where we droppin boys? If you know, you know π°π
Bridesmaid
I like a little bit of gym with my dessert πͺπ»π
Groomsman
If you don't speak tesla then don't talk to meπ€π»
Bridesmaid
I'm either listening to twenty one pilots or watching baseball. Go Dodgers! βΎοΈπ
Groomsman
You don't owwwnnn meeee πΆ but the government does- oorah!
Bridesmaid
All I need is a little popcorn πΏ
Groomsman
My favorite type of cat is a bob cat π·πΌββοΈπ§
Bridesmaid
Beware: major baby fever and may steal your little oneπΆπ»π