Groom
He is the groom
Bride
She is the bride
Best Man
BFF of the groom. Played D1 soccer. Signature dance move: double finger guns. Has worn a children's "Finding Nemo" costume for 10 consecutive Halloweens. Lives in Denver, CO with his perfect wife, Bree, and their hamburger head pitty, Arie.
Maid of Honor
Big sister of the bride. PhD Epidemiologist (had Malaria but would argue her allergic reaction to Atovaquone was worse). Enjoys owls, traditions, and picking on her little sister. Lives in Pheonix, AZ with husband, Mohammad Reza.
Groomsman
BFF of the groom. Undergrad roommate turned lifelong friend. Spotify playlist curator extraordinaire and is probably wearing a fun shirt right now. Yes, that's a Long Island accent. Go Giants! Still from New York, lives with real-life angel girlfriend Maryanne and their kitty (Stevie or something).
Bridesmaid
BFF of the bride. EEBiologist who does not want to discuss your risk of mesothelioma after your PPM exposure to asbestos. She really enjoys black beans but also cottage cheese is good too. Lives in Chicago, IL with boo thang wu tang Greg Boehm and their adorable mushroom footstool. ADDENDUM: Becca would like to clarify that Asbetos exposure is measured in f/cc, not ppm. So embarrassing you guys, my mistake.
Groomsman
BFF of the groom. Alex's M1 roommate who did not enjoy being traded out for Erin M2 year. Future plastic surgeon (No complementary botox). Enjoys candy and injuring middle aged adults with Alex in rec league soccer. Lives in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Bridesmaid
BFF of the bride. Ethical supply chain Engineer, pursuing her MBA. Would like you to stop buying fast fashion and instead focus your attention on her perfect pup, Julep (who is also part cat and cow). Lives in NYC, NY with her boo tang Eric Parsonnet and their little dog too! *cackles*
Groomsman
Brother in Law of the groom. Entertainment Lawyer, music buff, and hUgE Jack White fan. Also a Cleveland Browns fan :(. Enjoys discussing logistics with the Landschulz family. Lives in NYC, NY with his wife, Justine, and their daughter Shosh.
Bridesmaid
Big sister of the groom. MBA with honorary doctorate in not finding Alex and Erin's shenanigans even remotely amusing. Simultaneously working 3 jobs, teaching a class at NYU, and raising a child but still cute as a button/cool as a cucumber. Lives in NYC, NY with Husband, Teddy and daughter, Shoshana.
Groomsman
Big Brother of the Bride. PhD biochemist at government lab (this website is now under FBI surveillance). Enjoys playing hockey, a VERY clean home, and wood working. He tolerates Alex, mostly. Sometimes also tolerates Erin. Lives in Richland, WA with his dog, Molly, and near his partner, Kristen, and rescue kitties.
Bridesmaid
Lil sis of the groom. Always knows more people at the party than you, even if you brought her as a guest. Makes playing "where in the world is Carmen Sandiego" feel like a breeze (I quite literally never know where Tori is in the world - she is a lil Jetsetter). Lives in NYC, NY with she, herself, and Tori. She don't need no mans!