Registry

For a couple of years we’ve lived in sin,
We have a toaster, a kettle and a stainless steel bin,
Saucepans and towels we have many,
Corkscrews and flannels we don’t need any,
We just want you with us on our special day,
But if you insist on a gift anyway,
We hope you don’t think we’re being funny!
But we’d really appreciate a gift of money,
We’ll put it all together and buy something that’s best,
As a reminder of our day and our wonderful guests.