After spending the most important $15.99 of his life, Kendrick smashed his last super-like on a woman who had been on Tinder for exactly 1 hour, ever. She swiped right on him because she saw the blue "SUPER LIKE" star pop up and for no other reason, as she didn't really understand anything happening on the app. Emma showed up to the date on 4/22 believing she had contracted rabies two days earlier. "Sorry if I'm acting weird. I think I have rabies," she said. He replied, "Oh, is it because you saw a bat? And then later found a cut on your leg and convinced yourself that the bat bit you without you knowing it?" "Yeah, that's actually exactly what happened." And thus the KEmCU was born. Emma went back to Kendrick's place that night and, after insulting his roommate twice (once for being named John and once for being from Ohio), she didn't leave. For a full month. It only took two days for Kendrick to tell her that he loved her, and only three months later, Emma decided she'd move across the entire country to Seattle with him. After a grand total of four months of dating, they decided to do long distance for ONE FULL YEAR. For most of that time, they communicated from Virginia to Seattle, with a few months stint of a 12-hour time difference while Kendrick was in the jungles of 'Nam. Despite making a series of decisions that sound unwise on paper, there was never any real question that this would work out. Now they've got a needy dog, an apartment decorated with clowns, skulls, and Squishables, too much DnD shit, and a wedding to plan.