Maid of Honor
Meet my ride-or-die friend — She specializes in late-night talks, sobbing to Grey's Anatomy episodes, and rocking a Grinch onesie like no one else.
Bridesmaid
Meet my scatterbrained friend — She specializes in falling asleep eating late night pizza, sleeping through all of her alarms, and always rockin sweatpants/wild hair.
Bridesmaid
Meet my mimosas friend — She specializes in being basically a professional sipper, contractually obligated to have a mimosa in hand at all times (especially at boozy brunches), all while serving looks and out-dressing the entire room
Bridesmaid
Meet my rowdy friend—you’ll hear her and spot her shenanigans from across the room.
Bridesmaid
Meet my soon to be sister in law — She specializes in the trendiest cowboy boots, shots with no chaser, and always being up to date on the latest season of Love is Blind.... all with a baby on her hip.
Bridesmaid
Meet my overly dramatic friend — She specializes in jaw dropping reactions, gasps, and falling to the floor very theatrically.
Bridesmaid
Meet my most entertaining friend— you can't miss her and her moves on the dance floor!
Bridesmaid
Meet my funniest friend — She specializes in being basically a walking reality TV show waiting to happen. Someone get her a contract, because the world needs to see this chaos in action!!!!
Bridesmaid
Meet my nerdy friend — She specializes in being a pro at Call of Duty, board games, and pretty much anything nerdy you can think of.... I wouldn’t recommend challenging her in Call of Duty unless you’re ready for a guaranteed loss (just ask her ex-boyfriend).
Bridesmaid
Meet my wiener dog friend — She specializes in purchasing everything wiener dog (earrings, pillows, shirts, you name it she's got it!).
Bridesmaid
Meet my (pretty much only) Mallie loving friend — She specializes being the ultimate Hufflepuff full of animal love and Mallie cuddles.
Best Man
Meet Sir Mullet Mogul — He specializes in clean pools and chlorine scented profits and he traded the mullet flow for fatherhood.
Groomsman
Meet Sir Retail Therapy — He specializes in bargain hunting for the latest fashions and reality TV, all while educating the future of America. (Pray for us)
Groomsman
Meet Sir Sit Down Breakfast — He specializes in home remodels, heavy lifting, and having a full-blown existential crisis when he's hungry.
Groomsman
Meet Sir Retro Lip Swagger — He specializes in grading essays, grinding video games, and sporting minty throwback mustaches that defy time.
Groomsman
Meet Sir DJ Fartmaster Wy — He specializes in keeping Anaheim's streets safe by day and drops steamy beats by night. (Maybe we'll get a taste of his music on the dance floor)
Groomsman
Meet Sir Ant-Daddy Teach Me How To Dougie — He specializes in having a soft nurse's touch, impressive dancer's legs, and a Lakers love that may run deeper than Sam and Frodo.
Groomsman
Meet Sir Inferno Tickler — He specializes in dousing fires, rocking a firefighter 'stache straight out of central casting, and giving the best financial advise.
Groomsman
Meet Sir Wiggle Wildcard — He specializes in taming HVAC choas, amateur disc golf skills, and the most unorthodox dance moves you'll ever see.
Groomsman
Meet Sir Crane-iac — He specializes in hoisting cranes by day and lifting spirits by night, you can count on him keeping the party alive.
Groomsman
Meet Sir Smirk of the Shire — He specializes in managing projects while smirking through Middle-earth marathons, and unleashing Premier League trivia.
Groomsman
Meet Sir Swede Swagger — He specializes in oozing European cool from Sweden, drinking a bottle of wine before the club, and torching dance floors.