Wedding Party
Jack Acton
Best Man
Jack and Phil met in college by rushing the same fraternity, Phi Delta Theta. 17 years later, they are still friends and still causing mayhem. Jack is a super complicated top secret whatchamcalit at Livermore Labs. He lives in San Jose with his wife Sam and two poodles. He is so tall that he has to duck when walking through the Taco Bell drive thru at 4 am.
Tony Caballero
Groomsman
Tony and Phil met when Phil moved next door to him in Vallejo. They became friends right away, and got into all types of shenanigans. 7 years later, and they are still friends. Tony now lives in Vacaville with his wife Renee and two daughters, Mia and Bella. Tony sits on his behind in his house all day taking phone calls for Kaiser, playing games on his phone, and eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Also, he's so bald that people stop to take photos of him thinking that he's Mr. Clean.
Max Eddy
Groomsman
Phil and Max met when Phil threw a temper tantrum in Costco because he wanted a baby sister instead of a baby brother. 29 years and a baby sister later, they are still close as ever. Max lives in Los Angeles where he insults people and then later begs them for money. Don't be alarmed: his hair is super red, please don't take out the fire extinguisher and douse him out unless the photographer is taking pictures at the time.
Gia and Everly
Flower Girl
Gia is Valerie and Phillip's niece. She is 4 years old and likes coloring, LOL surprise, and jumping on the trampoline. Everly is Phillip and Valerie's daughter. She is 3 years old, and also likes the same things Gia likes. Everly constantly shouts "married, married" and when she is reminded that she is a flower girl, she gets very upset. Let's just all go along with it and let her think she is getting married.
Owen De Oliveira
Ring Bearer
Owen is 15 years old, is Valerie and Phillip's son, and goes to Clayton Valley High School. He loves playing basketball, video games, eating Benihana, and hanging out with his friends. Every time I tell him he's a ring bearer, I leave off the end of it and call him a ring bear and that he's going to be wearing a bear costume. He's going to act like a bear too, so don't bring any raw salmon to the wedding please.
Jason Delessert
Groomsman
Jason and Phil were in the same fraternity and both worked at the dining hall at Chico State! They also both broke legs before weddings!