Bride
Class: Dungeon Master STATS: STR:12 DEX:14 CON:16 INT:12 WIS:17 CHA:15 Dylan is the group forever DM who is putting their people managing skills to good use wrangling this shindig. They were voted most important technician in their sophomore year of college and have yet to top that, though applying to Medical School is a close second. They are so excited to have you here!
Groom
Radovan is a duel player and Dungeon Master, often preferring to wield the largest sword available in the game. He enjoys video games, TTRPG’s, and Marine biology. Talking points include, Dark Souls, Jacksepticeye, and anything and everything Pompompurin!
Maid of Honor
Class: Bard Grace is a bard who will sing random songs unprompted. She is also a puzzle wizard in her spare time and loves to read. Grace and Dylan are siblings and one of the best memories is making awesome forts for Christmas. She is one of the co maids of honor and will hunt you down if you ruin this beautiful day.
Best Woman
Class: Druid You'll most likely find Eugeena among her plants, attempting to cover every square inch of her place with leafy green and shiny objects. She thrives whispering sweet endearments to her plants, and crocheting little friends to live among them. Her busy days of taking care of patient's leave her tired and caffeine-addicted, which has now become a daily 3 o'clock tea time with the Doctor. When not working her, you can find her listening to educational videos narrated by a pleasant English accent.
Bridesmaid
Class: Sorcerer STR 11, DEX 15, CON 11, INT 16, WIS 12, CHA 16 Mal met Dylan doing community theatre in the middle of a radioactive wasteland. They spend an inordinate amount of time playing and thinking about various TTRPGs and will talk to you about them. Their other personality traits include writing, playing Dwarf Fortress along with various other video games, and being the funniest person in the room even if others don't realize it.
Groomsman
Class: Artificer Being a welder at heart, Gabriel gets distracted from his true work by inventing new ways to KILL! Due to the constant change in ideas and not sticking to his original blueprints, his new inventions end up just maiming them instead. When he isn't working, you can find Gabe just chillin.....probably building a magic deck or admiring his partner's bosom for extended periods of time. His well of knowledge about the elderscrolls and his love for skooma goes beyond insane.
Bridesman
Class: Gunslinger Stats: STR 14 DEX 11 CON 10 Int 15 Wis 12 Cha 12 Michael met Dylan in college, dragging them from an intro polisci class to the depths of an improv team and the theater department. They enjoy tabletop games (a shocker for Dylan's friends), recently got back into tennis, and has a recent obsession with motorsport. When not reminding everyone that the essence of comedy is repetition, they can be found reminding everyone that the essence of comedy is repetition. Michael is a lawyer, but none of the above is legal advice. Michael's legal services are only available to Marie, Dylan's cat, who has been accused of several crimes, but will be vindicated thanks to Michael's zealous advocacy. And due to the fact that the essence of comedy is repetition.
Groomsman
Class: Ranger Griffin is a jack-of-all trades goofball whose interests range from gastronomy to hazardous material response to beekeeping and beyond. He enjoys alchemizing tasty treats for his friends, writing, and playing tabletop games. Take caution when approaching him, or you might get roped into an hour-long lecture about whatever topic most recently caught his attention.
Bridesfae
Class: Bard STATS: [DATA NOT FOUND] Isevan is a creature of many names, faces, and hats, which occasionally makes tracking their history with Dylan confusing for the uninvolved. It began in the shop and basements of college theater, hardened in the basement of their first post-dorm residence, and has survived—even thrived—through multiple midnight walks, changes of residence, and crisis phone calls—basements thankfully optional. When not trapped in the depths of the earth, they may be found recovering from their forays into warehouse work and electrical construction; attempting and sometimes failing to avoid writing; dancing; and occasionally remembering to use the magnet board they made to keep track of all their other hobbies. Don't Ask About Webcomics.
Groomsthing
Class: Rogue A lifelong skulking enthusiast, Alastair enjoys slinking around, lurking behind things, and alarming people. When not trapped inside of various stores they enjoy a secondary calling as a gatcha machine full of bird facts, although one day they hope to land a full-time career squinting at spreadsheets. They're just happy to be included.
Bridesmaid
Class: Warlock Stats: STR 11 DEX 8 CON 18 INT 12 WIS 16 CHA 18 Lorelei met Dylan in college, becoming fast friends during their time spent clowning around on the improv team. When not performing offerings to the great being that grants her signature luxurious locks of hair, she can be found running tabletop games, playing every roguelike she can get her hands on, and twisting Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition into a playable system. She is the friendgroup's premiere Bionicle Scholar and will tell you about it if you ask.
Groomsman
Class: monk Eddie is a comic artist, cartoon nerd, clown enthusiast and friend to both the bride and groom. He works as a quality technician at Laika Studios, which means he gets puppet faces camera-ready and plays with magnets for a living. Outside of work you can find him drawing in a coffee shop, vending in an art market, or trying to learn 3 new hobbies at once.
Groomsman
Introducing Sarah Moon: a pint-sized powerhouse with ink to spare and a heart as big as her wanderlust. She's a jet-setting, movie-loving, French bulldog-cuddling, video game queen who also happens to be a proud lesbian. With her tattoos telling stories and her joystick skills on point, Sarah's a short, sassy, and undeniably awesome individual.