Matron of Honor
Niki and Jenna met in the spring of 1998, when Niki’s family moved into the neighborhood. It took a while for them to become friends, because Niki was weird and Jenna was a pot who didn’t recognize a kettle.
Best Man
Alex met Ryon during their sixth-grade lacrosse season. Alex was the best player on the team and decided to take Ryon, an enthusiastic but scrawny and wayward boy, under his wing. In the end, Alex gained a great teammate, but an even better friend.
Bro of Honor
Peter is the worst and Jenna includes him in the wedding party because Mom and Dad bribed her.
Tallest Man
Alex also met Dale during sixth-grade lacrosse. Dale once put Alex in the hospital.
Doctor of Honor
Emma and Jenna met at a mutual friend’s sweet sixteen. For longer than is reasonable, Emma thought Jenna’s name was “Ursula.”
Shortest Man
Alex and Nile became friends during a lock-in at Dale’s church, they think. Neither of them is really sure of the origin story. Their friendship is sustained mostly through jokes at each other’s expense. It’s healthy.
Ginger of Honor
Missy and Jenna met freshman year of college, when they shared a math class and a fight scene (unrelated). They became known as either “the dream team” or “annoying,” depending on whom you ask.
Little Brother
Alex met Jake the day that Jake was born. He looked kinda funny then and still does today.
Maid of Dishonor
It was love at first sight when Jenna spotted Alicia walking into the Denver Publishing Institute common room carrying a truly absurd amount of alcohol. They plan to run away together once their first husbands die.
Worst Man
At a party in college, Ian pulled Alex aside and forced him to drink gin and diet cranberry ginger ale out of a spaghetti pot “because all our cups are dirty.” Somehow, that led to a strong friendship between the two, with the added perk of Ian getting Alex his first big-boy job. Thanks, Ian.
Sister-in-Law of Honor
Alex is great and all, but Jenna said “yes” mostly so she could have Emily as a sister.
Man of Disrepute
Alex’s bawdiest friend and veteran roommate, Gallie came into Alex’s life at exactly the right time. Be sure to tell him how handsome he is. He’ll like that.