Maid of Honor
Criminal Offense: Most likely to plan an epic group trip abroad and somehow, just by being her charming self, accidentally make friends with the local drug cartel.
Best Man
Criminal Offense: Most likely to steal product from his company - Jane Technologies - for personal use.
Maid of Honor
Criminal Offense: Most likely to get busted sneaking onto Disney property after hours—because who could resist riding Space Mountain for the 20th time?
Best Man
Criminal Offense: Most likely to be selling organs on the black market — is that what transplant surgeons do?
Maid of Honor
Criminal Offense: Most likely to get caught sneaking backstage at a Chappell Roan concert—but no worries, we know Chappell would totally bail her out!
Best Man
Criminal Offense: Most likely to get in hot water for dodging sports gambling debts—though if you ask him, he’s never lost a bet…so who’s really telling the truth here?
Flower Girl
Criminal Offense: Most likely to pull a Tonya Harding—just kidding, she's way too good at ice-skating for that!
Flower Girl
Criminal Offense: Most likely to break into a zoo and stage a daring escape for all the captive axolotls.