Wedding Party
Bri Heavey
Betrothed
What's the gender neutral term for a groom or bride you might ask? Don't, because all of the answers are just plain awful. Gride was a common pick, I guess, but I feel like that's the stuff that gets caught in the trap at the back of the dishwasher when you don't rinse your plates before putting them in there. Anyway, betrothed will do. Makes it kind of feel like I'm a king or something. If you don't know who I am you probably shouldn't be looking at this website. If you do know who I am and still have questions then I cannot help you.
Dori Enright
Bride?
Still waiting for Bri to say psyche.
Sara O'Neill
The harbinger
Some call me the space cowboy, but I also answer to gangster of love. I'm the friend version of a personality hire and I'm just psyched they still like me after all these years. I've known these two nerds so long I should be included in the vows. We've traveled across the country together, lived together, grown up together, and suffered our embarrassing teenage years together. We're locked in for life baby.
Michael Knight
Best Maid
I met Bri and Dori in high school. We've shared a lot of adventures over the years, even lived together for a few years. These two nerds are some of the best friends I have ever had and I'm so excited to be a part of their wedding.
Elliot Powell
Best Guy
TBD
Cici Gonzaga
Esquire of the natsu
"I met Dori back in our tween years, and we instantly bonded over our love for anime, music, animals, and our shared goofy sense of humor. Over the years that connection turned into a beautiful friendship that's lasted nearly two decades- and counting! Even with distance between us, we've stayed close, and I'm so honored to be part of this special chapter in Dori's life"
Isaac Hull
Gymothee Chalmette
Isaac may not be the oldest, or even the second oldest for that matter, but he is undoubtedly the second most responsible, right after Bri of course. He is fun-loving, practical, and possesses a great sense of humor that endears him to all of his siblings. As only the coolest humans are, Isaac is also a cat guy. Loved by all of his siblings (whether he likes it or not), I’m genuinely honored to have Isaac standing beside me on this day. Having him there means having a steady source of laughter, support, and brotherly love right where it counts.
Taylor Silfies
Maker of chicken nuggets
"From the weird kids that made their stuffed animals break rocks, to late night burnings of Edward Cullen, almost 30 years of friendship6 has prepared me for this moment. Can't wait to see my two best friends get married!"
Elijah Hull
The baby brother
The first time Bri brought Dori over for dinner, Elijah was just five years old. Halfway through the meal, he suddenly stood up and announced, loud enough for the whole room to hear, “I have a question.” With the confidence only a five-year-old can muster, he then bellowed, “What is a douche bag?” Obviously Dori decided right then and there that she would become a part of this family. Right? Right. Elijah has always been the fearless question-asker no one else dares to be. Filling the role of baby brother with all the humor, mischief, and heart that comes with it, I’m incredibly proud to have Elijah standing beside me on this day.
Becca Heavey
Bridesmaid (Former Teenage Snitch Negotiator )
Bri's life changed forever when Becca was born on March 1st, 1995. They had no idea they would one day be partially raising a feral goblin they called their sister. But they did! And honestly, she turned out fairly functional given the circumstances. Even managed to create a pretty great crotch goblin of her own! Becca and Bri had a very close childhood, as Becca's silence was always bought with the fact that she could come along on any misadventures Bri had. This included summer Warped Tour trips to see our favorite punk rock bands, unsupervised road trips to NYC, cliff diving into the depths of the ocean from heights I'm not so sure we'd survive today, and so much more. When Dori and I tie the knot, Becca officially becomes her sister, and there are no refunds, returns or exchanges, all sales are final and she's your sister now. Godspeed, and good luck Dori. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Raffi
Best Boy
The bestest most goodest boy
Wybie
Cat of honor
The most honorable Wyborne