Bride
Groom
Maid of Honor
Lindsay's oldest friend and the reason Lindsay is who she is.
Best Man
Joe’s brother and best friend since birth.
Bridesmaid
Lindsay's college friend - thoughtful and absurd.
Groomsman
Joe’s oldest friend and favorite mosh pit buddy.
Bridesmaid
Lindsay's NYC friend - imaginative and diligent.
Groomsman
Joe’s close college friend and business fraternity brother.
Bridesmaid
Lindsay's NYC and college friend - profound and ludacris.
Groomsman
Joe’s 4 year college roommate and enabler of all things nerdy.
Bridesmaid
Lindsay's NYC and college friend - kindhearted and animated.
Groomsman
Joe’s post-college roommate and Pirates game-day buddy.
Bridesmaid
Lindsay's NYC and college friend - effervescent and organized.
Groomsman
Joe’s college and post college buddy / punk soul brother.
Bridesmaid
Lindsay's college friend - youthful and steadfast.
Groomsman
Joe’s US army veteran college buddy and King of Steelers Tailgating.
Mother of the Groom
4 foot 11 of Polish Fury, Rose is Joe's life long best friend and the best Pittsburgh mom on planet earth.
Father of the Groom
North Huntingdon's retired Tuxedo King and Joe's Role Model.
Father of the Bride
Provided Lindsay with steadfast dependability and knowledge, and taught her everything there is to know about being a goofball and knowing cool stuff about Billy Joel, Seinfeld, George Carlin, and the Simpsons.
Mother of the Bride
Provided Lindsay with her dreamy imagination, belief in happy endings, and loud laugh; has always been a nonstop source of support and courage no matter Lindsay's outlandish choices.
Stepmom of the Bride
Always there to listen to a coming-of-age problem, girly gossip, or to offer sound advice, and is an inspiration of strength.
Stepfather of the Bride
Gives his kind disposition and warm cheerfulness to all who are lucky to meet him, and continuously delivers everyone who he knows with love.
Officiant
Lindsay's college friend and NYC roommate - hysterical, giving, and committed.
Guitarist
Danny (Longarms) Curtis is a very dear friend of Joe and Lindsay's who wandered into Primanti Brothers one night looking for a pint and a conversation and the rest is history. Danny was a study abroad student from England, went to Pitt for a year studying US Labor History. He and Joe stayed friends / penpals for over 10 years. He's an world renowned guitarist from the bands The Valentines, The Croque-Monsieurs and his solo project "Dan" . He has been so gracious to fly across the Atlantic Ocean and play guitar while we walk down the aisle. He likes beer, sandwiches, hats and lots of hugs.