Registry
We’re a hockey family which means: We don’t know what a “vacation” is unless it involves cold drinks, hotel waffles, and 6 a.m. games in a city we can’t pronounce. Our life savings are currently tied up in sticks, skates, and "just one more camp." We measure wealth in rolls of hockey tape, car miles, and plane tickets to tournament cities.
"We Swear It's For a Honeymoon" Fund........
Spoiler: It's probably going to registration fees.