Registry
First of all, your presence is the best gift we could possibly receive. Please don't feel like you must get a gift.
Please excuse our non-traditional, non-existent registry. After the wedding we will go to Australia to travel and work for a year, sort of a working-holiday-honeymoon. Since we aren't sure where we will end up, we decided not to collect the usual home goods until we know what continent we will settle on!
(P.S. Please ignore the text below)