A Weirdly WooWoo Love Story

Last Fall, Dharani moved to Milwaukee where she thought she was sure to die alone. Dharani's mom reassured her, stating that Hindu astrology said she would be lucky in love between September 13, 2021 and November 30, 2021.
During this exceedingly auspicious but narrow window, Sam swiped on a girl sabering a champagne bottle, Dharani.
After a brisk back and forth about champagne sabering and the West Wing, they agreed to a first date. Despite the bad old fashioneds (Why so much crushed ice?! What is a Brandy Sweet?!) and lack of food, Dharani decided the two had excellent conversation and chemistry. Having no chill, Sam asked Dharani on a second date that very night. Despite her hanger, which was considerable, Dharani shockingly agreed to a second, third, fourth, and fifth date.
By November 30th, after two remarkably accurate tarot card readings & the stars on their side, Dharani and Sam were already very much in love. The rest is history.