Bride
most likely to be found either reading somewhere or asking what time it is
Groom
most likely to be found looking for des's phone (that she lost) or answering her it's shot o'clock
Maid of Honor
most likely making things happen and keeping everyone in line. the mightiest force, fit into a tiny but very loud human
Best Man
most likely to accidentally offend a family member with a (probably) well-deserved roast
Bridesmaid
most likely to reference a tiktok that you haven't heard of #iykyk
Groomsman & Officiant
most likely to share a "fun fact" that is probably not true... especially if it's about mattresses
Bridesmaid
most likely to get someone to say a bad word (secret agent of chaos, you've been warned)
Groomsman
most likely to be confused for an adult, but he's definitely only 14 years old (almost 15 though!)
Bridesmaid
most likely to call someone out for putting their trash where it clearly says recycling only. we only have one earth, y'all!
Groomsman
most likely attempting to awaken the force within by defying the limits of strength (if found: seek shelter immediately! impending danger approaching!)
Bridesmaid
most likely to politely laugh at someone's joke, even if it wasn't funny. she does a horrible job at faking it though
Groomsman
most likely trying to catch his breath from laughing so hard, to the point where he's full-on sweating (and he actually means it too)
Bridesmaid
most likely confusing people with her random australian slang as if she didn't grow up in california. crikey mates, she flew in from down under just for our wedding
Groomsman
most likely to say yes to every and any drink handed to him until he gets stuck taking care of some rando he just met. just kidding, unless you're down
Bridesmaid & Canine Concierge
most likely spying on her dog from her phone (furbo pls sponsor her)
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Flower Child
most likely ignoring everyone but des, but it's probably because you thought she was a boy dog
Ring Bearer
most definitely very confused, but still 100% begging for attention