Christine & Derek
Wedding Party
John Glass
Best Man
John "Big Bird" Glass accepted the challenging role as Derek’s Best Man after a fair amount of persuasion and a couple of gin cocktails. Knowing the demanding nature and unreasonable expectations of Derek, John will undoubtably succeed as he possess the “Right Stuff” – well dressed, well spoken, experienced in child wrangling and unwaveringly dependable. While John is not wooing wedding attendees from behind a microphone, he spends his time balancing work, family and play. Derek has managed to infiltrate all three aspects of John’s life, working in the same office (and often on the same work projects) for the last seven years, assisting John in coaching his two children’s soccer teams, perpetually annoying Maresa, his saint of a wife, and being general menaces to society when time allows.
Carley Robinson
Maid of Honor
Red wine-filled nights. A broken nose. Turkey Clubs (for the table). Just a few of the things that brought a preppy New Yorker and a tattooed Duuuuvaler together. Carley and Christine met eight years ago at work, and began a friendship that has outlasted time, distance and countless hairstyles and colors. Through vomit-inducing workouts with Fhanta, birthday tubing at Ginnie Springs and road-tripping to South Carolina to see the Black Keys, Carley and Christine have not only become best friends - they've become sisters. Christine couldn't imagine anyone else standing by her side on such an important day.