Officiant
The first David in my life. First encounter was at Nickel Nickel (RIP) for a birthday party back in 6th grade. Best friends ever since. Disney fanatic and 21 Pilots stan. Can play guitar AND the drums. *but not at the same time
Best Man
I met Josh in 7th grade english class - details are murky but I dropped a pencil and he picked it up and wouldn't give it back so I punched him. Inseparable ever since.
Maid of Honor
Met freshman year in high school. Became friends after sitting next to each other in global issues and bonding over the same interest of the super obscure band Animal Collective. Can recite every line in School of Rock from start to finish with 0 mistakes.
Groomsman
Taylor (or Todd as you guys might hear us call him) and I bonded over soccer at first, and over the years we've had some adventures. To explain the range of outcomes - one end of the spectrum is each eating a 40 piece chicken nugget meal in one sitting and the other is running a 5 minute mile just to see if we could.
Maid of Honor
My sweet Ashley. Also friends since high school, but didn't get closer until college. She is my personal therapist. We share a love of animals and I was there for her first crowd surf (core memory). Traveled France ALL BY HERSELF and lived to tell the tale.
Groomsman
Justin's a great jack of all trades - just as comfortable playing 15 hours of video games with you as he is going out till 4AM. Just don't ask him about Jetski's if you're planning a trip.
Bridesmaid
Yet another high school friend. We kept each other alive in our freshman year math class. (literally) From being locked outside the classroom to ouija boards, I wouldn't have made it out alive without her. She also raised a pot belly pig in Turlock and won a prize at the fair for it. Don't ask what happened to the pig.
Groomsman
Kyle is literally the nicest and most selfless person on earth - it's not close and nobody should try. Don't really need to say much more than that but one time we into a sketchy alleyway in Mexico and took pictures with a tiger. The squad's getaway driver should we ever need one.
Bridesmaid
Known each other for 24 years. Is somehow at all family parties?? Owned snakes, tarantulas, and centipedes growing up. Fellow emo at heart. Always my go to when I need a model for photos. 10/10 recommend.
Groomsman
This dude is just a golden retriever in human form - if you ever meet him you'll get it right away. One time we literally locked ourselves into a dog cage for a golden retriever. The only person I've ever met that is more exhausted playing goalie than somewhere on the field. Team Birthday forever
Bridesman
"I need you to put in my bio: 'I aint homosexual but I am homiesexual' 'Everyday fights for his place in heaven' 'He may be American but be ain’t no idol'" And that pretty much sums him up. Fun facts: Can recommend you any LA hotspot at a drop of a hat if you ask. Has been to every Disney in the world
Groomsman
Nick and I outright did not like each other in high school due to being WAY too competitive about soccer, and as these things often do, it turned into a very real friendship. Sparked my love for board games, and if you ever need to play FIFA months before it's released Nick is your guy.