Margaret & David
Wedding Party
Aaron Brummer
Best Man
Aaron will tell you that he is David’s older brother. Don't believe him; that’s classic little brother behavior. They are, however, best friends. When not on one of his many cross-country road trips, Aaron can be found climbing rocks, editing documentaries, or taking unflattering photos of his loved ones.
Cass Piraino
Man of Mayhem
Cass is an expert at being a little brother. He knows what annoys Marg and can deploy it at exactly the right moment. He still owes her for making him believe there was a different kid-friendly ending to the 7th Harry Potter book. In addition to being a nudnik, Cass is a loyal friend and connoisseur of cat tattoos. He's great at book recommendations, zingers, and can crochet you a rectangle of any size.
Carson Spumoni Piraino
Sir Not Appearing at this Wedding
Once upon a time, the softest cat in the entire world was born. He then waited five years to meet his people. Here's what we think happened. Now, this is a story all about how A cat’s life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of Astoria, my new lair In East Harlem born and raised It’s unclear how I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool All lickin’ on some plastic outside of the school When a couple of cats who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I lost one little fight and it did me a scare Now I’ve lost an ear and I’m pretty worse for wear I begged and pleaded with the first car that pulled up My new foster family, now that’s whaddup They scooped me up and that was my ticket I curled up in a lap and said, "I might as well kick it" They posted some pics and when the time came near I chose my forever family, I had no fear Yo, I found a new home and a warm comfy bed I was going from the streets to the best spot instead We pull up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the fosters, “New home, smell ya later" Now I commit crimes and scream at all hours in the morn’ But I snuggle and purr when they’re forlorn Spend stacks on my allergies cuz I lick my skin bare And try to touch my soft tummy if you dare I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince with yellow hair