For a long time Liza and David told people that they met spelunking in the alps. For some reason, many people found this story believable even though neither of them has been to the alps, nor has either one spelunked. The less adventuresome reality is that they met online during OKCupid's glory days. If this is the first time that you are hearing the real story, Liza and David apologize. It's just that meeting online is really, really not interesting.

David took an extremely clueless Liza for a walk in Prospect Park with their pup, Callie. David dropped the knee just outside of the Vale of Cashmere, Liza's favorite part of the park. David's brother and best man, Matt, secretly photographed the event while dressed as a homeless bird-enthusiast. Liza and David then embarked on a whirlwind tour of New Orleans, the high seas, and Mexico. Thanks to David's top-notch scheming, they briefly lived the lives of cruise line celebrities.