Cortney & David
Things To Do
The Dairycatessen @ BP Gas Station
Yes, this is a gas station. Please, contain your excitement. But honestly? Great ice cream, amazing cheese, solid food, and an alarming amount of knick-knacks. 10/10 worth wandering into.
Red Barn Milk Bar
Ice cream! Enough said.
Farmhouse Restaurant
We’re feeding you Saturday night. After that, you’re on your own. Luckily, there’s a restaurant attached for anyone who needs second dinner, fourth lunch, or emotional-support snacks. If you're staying at the hotel, you’ll get continental breakfast—AKA cereal, toast, and a waffle maker that 3 people will fight over. For real food, the Farmhouse Restaurant has a bomb Sunday brunch.
Fair Oaks Farms
Kids coming with you? Perfect. There’s a ton of family-friendly stuff to do around here. Unfortunately, we don’t know what any of it is... so ask around or just wing it!
Warning!!! Giant Lady's Leg Sundial
See that giant woman’s leg sundial on the map and think, “Oh cool, let’s go check that out”? It’s located inside a nudie-bootie camp, and unless you’re mentally prepared for full moons at noon, maybe skip it.
Sandy Pines Golf Club
We don’t know much about golf, but we’ve heard this is a hole-in-one kind of spot! For all the insider info, see website. For how to get a hole in one, please see the one and only only—the 2025 Hole-in-One legend, the OG himself, Mr. Art Korzeniewski!
Rensselaer Monument Inc
And let’s bring this full circle, ’til death do us part. When the time eventually comes (no rush), stop by Rensselaer Monument Inc. for your future grave marker. Quality craftsmanship that truly lasts a lifetime… and beyond. 💀 Use coupon code: WEREWEDTILLWEDEAD