Mother of the Bride
"To the world, you may be one person. But to one person, you are the world. Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness!" - Bride's mother
Father of the Bride
"My marriage advice: Your wife should be the light of your life." - Bride's father
Maid of Honor
"Wait... whose wedding is this?" - Bride's Executive Assistant
Bridesmaid
"Imma say this once: yes, I am a nurse, but for the wedding... I am not." - Bride's high school BFF
Bridesmaid
"Enjoy moments before they become memories." - Bride's kindergarten bestie
Bridesmaid
"From choreographing talent show dances at recess to carpooling after sports practices, it's both an honor and wild to think that we'd be in Mexico 25 years later getting Alyssa married! Here's to a lifetime of love and mems." - Bride's other kindergarten bestie/twin for life
Bridesmaid
"Friended so hard, I made it into the bridal party. Alyssa is such a strong friend... the only one that calls a glass of vodka with a single olive a "dirty" martini." - Bride's adopted friend
Flower Girl
"Hiiii!" - Bride's niece
Mother of the Groom
"Darius and Alyssa, may the rest of your lives be the best of your lives!" - Groom's mother
Father of the Groom
"Darius, always remember... happy wife, happy life :)" - Groom's father
Best Man
"I'm only showing up since drinks are on my brother for once. Oh, and also so I can point at Alyssa and tell everyone, "This is my brother's WYYFFFEEE" (in Borat voice). - Groom's older brother
Groomsman
"In every marriage, one person is always right, and the other.... is the husband." - Bride's younger brother
Groomsman
"As officiant, and cousin, it is my honor to witness the start of this marriage... and to remind them who made it official, should they ever forget." - Groom's cousin
Groomsman
"Boda, tequila, whiskey? I HAVE TO BE THERE!!!!" - Groom's eldest cousin from España
Groomsman
"I'm here to make sure the groom remembers his vows better than he remembers last night's Jägerbombs. Let's hope for the best!" - Groom's cousin from Spain
Groomsman
"They say a man is a reflection of his friends. Should I be worried?" - Groom's friend since elementary school
Groomsman
"Darius ate a strawberry for the first time at the age of 16 in my mother's kitchen." - Groom's friend since elementary school
Groomsman
"Met in a random carpool in college and now I'm part of your wedding. Super blessed to be a part of this special moment for you both!" - Groom's friend since college
Groomsman
"I've seen this man take nothing but L's for 13 years straight, but somehow he finessed this W. Proud beyond words." - Groom's friend since college