Wedding Party
Brierra Workman
Maid of Honor
Kaitlins best friend and the exception to the rule of everyone else on Kaitlin's side being family. She lost twice to Kaitlin's brother and friend at the Outhouse Races. So bad in fact that Jefferson White (Jimmy from Yellowstone) sent her a video teasing her about being a loser.
Brock "Oscar" Howell
Best Man
Darion's figurative big brother. Brock is a workaholic who loves hunting, IPAs, his dogs, his wife and, pointing out Darion's gap tooth and bald head every chance he gets.
Jada Johnson
Bridesmaid
Katie's cousin and best friend. There have been too many times to count where Jada promised Katie they will only be gone for 3 hours, and then 6am rolls around and Katie thought the northern lights were out when really is was the sun coming up. Jada also mistook a picture of young Johnny Cash for her friend's dad.
Tegan Jorgenson
Groomsman
One of Darion's Best friends, Tegan is a Marine Corps Veteran that puts his faith in God, Guns, and Freedom. Tegan is also a gamer and doesn't take himself too seriously. He also likes taking long scenic walks in the woods and on the beach. Ladies??
Vanessa Freberg
Bridesmaid
Katie's cousin who truly will go on any adventure. One time they went on a White Russian tour to see which bar had the best one. They made it to only two bars. At the second bar, they found a guy who only had 9 fingers where Katie and Vanessa proceeded to bully him all night long (he was a good sport). Their antic's cause Vanessa's mom, Cathy, great stress!
Henry Gilson IV
Groomsman
Darion's brother and oldest friend: Henry is an avid gamer, challenge seeker and unfortunately hasn't grown since he was in middle school. Don't let it fool you though, he can be the life of the party if he gets a little liquid courage.
Sophia Adams
Bridesmaid
Katie's cousin that is always dependable. Sophia loves to dance and will get up on any table to prove it. When she was younger, she wanted us to call her FeFe Pepper Puppy, that is why Katie calls her Feef to this day.
Cole Workman
Groomsman
Darion's first U.P. friend! Cole works as a police officer in Negaunee City. He's a big fan of guns and Busch Light. Darion and Cole once "saved" someone's life at a restaurant in Escanaba. They did NOT receive a discount on their meals. He's also kind of a big deal because he helped out Chris Hansen once.
Paige Eiseman
Bridesmaid
Katie's sister in law. Katie knows that when it comes to buying more animals, Paige is the one to call. You never know what will happen when they get in a car together. One time is was a 3 hour trip to the grocery store, another time it was trying to chase a rouge duck at 1am.
Kai Ridge
Groomsman
Darion's latino/pacific islander/hawaiian/asian best friend. Kai is an Army vet with race confusion, but he does a sick cholo uncle impression. Seriously though, great guy, 10/10 would go to war with him.
Luke DiLaura
Groomsman
Katie's (favorite) cousin. He used to spend his summers in the U.P. and quickly became like a another brother to Katie, except he listens and is fun, and doesn't get on her nerves.
Johnny Timonen
Bridesman
Katie's middle brother. He once agreed to being a bridesmaid and he probably thought Katie was kidding about it. Clearly she wasn't. Katie is pretty sure he can only tolerate her when he is drunk. He is by far the funniest Timonen.
Isaac Eiseman
Groomsman
Katie's brother, who's not really her brother, but he integrated himself in Katie's family so much it's just easier to tell everyone he's her brother. He's a helicopter parent who loves his kids, but won't let them play in the Timonen's farm water which makes him no fun.
Elias Eiseman
Ring Bearer
Katie and Darion's first nephew. He could probably out rap even Jada (who knows every single lyric to every single song) all while dancing at the same time.
Elsie Eiseman
Flower Girl
Katie and Darion's only niece. She is exactly like Katie and that is quite scary. Her hobbies include climbing trees in dresses, mocking everyone around her, and smiling her sweet little smile.
Emmett Eiseman
Ring Bearer
Katie and Darion's youngest Eiseman nephew. He is a natural athlete and we are hoping he remembers how nice we are to him when he makes it in the big leagues some day.