Maid of Honor
If she says, "Be there in 10!", she'll be there in 45.
Best Man
Doesn't even lift.
Best Man
Father to child with 12 digits.
Bridesmaid
Mother to child with 12 digits.
Bridesmaid
Classy but gassy.
Groomsman
Claims to hold the hoop shoot high score at 1Up Bar in Denver.
Groomsman
Believe it or not, he's not high in this picture.
Groomsman
Allergic to everything.
Bridesmaid
Yes, that sound is actually her laugh.
Bridesmaid
Probably still talking.
Bridesmaid
Lifetime average: 1 kid every 6.2 years.
Bridesmaid
Still on her parents’ health insurance.
Groomsman
Spirit animal: the dad from every sitcom.
Bridesmaid
The drunk one at Grace’s wedding.
Groomsman
Willingly moved to a city whose signature meal is called a 'garbage plate'.
Groomsman
Danny introduced him to his wife thinking he'd get rejected.
Groomsman
Can drink 4 beers in 1 minute.