Best Man
My brother and the guy who will stand for me my whole life.
Matron of Honor
Big sis and the reason all this is happening.
Groomsman
Cleans up good. His only historical knowledge comes from Hamilton.
Maid of Honor
When you have two amazing sisters, you honor them both.
Groomsman
Brother from another mother. Sorry I beat you up and threw you down the stairs that one time.
Bridesmaid
She has a mean right hook and took all the engagement photos.
Groomsman
Goes over to his friend's houses to hang out with their parents.
Bridesmaid
Sweet, sweet friend. Been to the ends of the earth together.
Groomsman
Friend since 5th grade. Nard-dog cribbage player and blond
Groomsman
Teammate and roomie. Without him, I'd still be paying late charges on my book rentals. Without me, he'd still be married.
Officiant
Danny's mentor and as close to Jesus-looking as we could get