Best Man
Believes in a society that is for the unfortunate, not the fortunate. Our friendship is like a well caught flathead, dazed in the wrong place at the wrong time, wondering until we get unhooked off the next line.
Maid of Honor
Runs purely off sarcasm, dumplings and artistic life choices. From growing up together to growing together, they just can't seem to get rid of each other!
Groomsman
Our third wheel for 10 years and still going strong. Designer? Photographer? Artist? Let's just go with all of the above. If you enjoy movies rated lower than 7.3 on IMDB... Do not approach this guy!
Bridesmaid
Started with the Bratz and Barbies and now we are here! Your go-to source for anything Disney related. Is most likely to respond with a "Mean Girls" quote! "That is so FETCH!"