Best Man
Key Stats: - 2.5 decades of meaningful, laughter-filled friendship - 147 pints of beer spilled in his life (conservative estimate) - 0 blackouts caused managing the power grid
Maid of Honor
Key Stats: - 20ish years of singing songs, island hopping, and sharing her life with Kayla - 1 adorable cat companion - 1000+ dance floors filled with amazing musical performances
Father of the Groom
Key Stats: - 7 corny dad jokes ready at any given moment - 23 references to obscure movies/TV shows per hour - Infinite hugs given
Father of the Bride
Key Stats: - 2 incredible daughters in whom he takes immense pride - 123 years old (we think, we can't confirm) - 6 decades tickling the ivories across Canada
Mother of the Groom
Key Stats: - 1000s of lives changed as a teacher - 48 worries a day about Daniel when he's not in Canada - 100% success rate in providing unconditional love
Mother of the Bride
Key Stats: - 5 countries visited to be closer to her globetrotting daughter - 1 tendency to misplace possessions passed on to Kayla - Thousands of delicious meals prepared in her life time
Groomsman
Key Stats: - 86 metre distance between his and Daniel's childhood homes - 0 social media footprint - 1 bar he helped design where Daniel drank many Old Fashioned's
Bridesmaid
Key Stats: - 33 years spent watching and guiding Kayla to be the best version of herself - 2 hilarious and loving children raised who are excited to see their aunty get married - 4 retail boutiques spread out between Victoria and Vancouver
Groomsman
Key Stats: - 20 minutes spent terrified while Daniel piloted his plane - 88 dad rock guitar riffs performed - 10+ years of forming the best 1-2 punch that Mississauga house league baseball has ever seen
Bridesmaid
Key Stats: - 13 years transitioning together from party girls to boss ladies - Innumerable lives influenced in her work and advocacy for indigenous children - 1 wonderful sea-faring voyage spent together per summer, at least
Groomsman
Key Stats: - 10 years of music sharing, smack talking, and uncompromising loyalty - 2 hours a day debating whether to Instagram his Husky or not (conservative estimate) - Tied with Daniel De Carvalho for 0 blackouts caused
Bridesmaid
Key Stats: - Quickest person off the mark to make friends with Kayla in high school - Dozens of local and transatlantic flights made to spend vacations with Kayla - 5,923 bottles of wines sampled for the Fairmont hotel (conservative estimate)
Groomswoman
Key Stats: - 1 enormous heart that's been obvious since elementary school - 36 side hustles to go along with her burgeoning teaching career - 487 different types of paper cluttering her apartment (conservative estimate)
Bridesmaid
Key Stats: - 87 picnics in Beacon Hill Park and 42 live concerts spent with Kayla - Over a hundred roller derby bouts played in as "Bettina Slay" - 1 Brussels Griffin owned that looks like Chewbacca, and 1 cat that does not
Groomsman
Key Stats: - 25+ years as Daniel's brother and counting - 1+ year organizing books and scaring rowdy teenagers at libraries - 3,264 monsters slain across various gaming platforms
Bridesmaid
Key Stats: - 2 times traveled to visit Kayla and Daniel at their country of work - 40+ countries backpacked and explored around the world - 1,486 hours watching "Critical Role" on YouTube
Ring Bearer
Key Stats: - 64 requests for double bounces on the trampoline per summer - 1 love/hate relationship with Pokemon - 2 rings he will (hopefully) deliver down the aisle for Kayla and Daniel
Flower Girl
Key Stats: - 27 "haircuts" given to grandpa in her James Bay "salon" - 893 times requested to listen to "Let It Go" - 79 different fashion looks you wish you could pull off, but only she can