Bride
You know her, you love to hate her, coming in at number 29, DAMARIS (SOON TO BE BEDOYA) ADAMS!!!!!!!
Groom
That one guy who would probably try to take his own wedding photos. Mmm what's it called, he's the groom.
The Baby
Pronounced Zah-Car-Ee. The little baby dude of the bride and groom.
Maid of Honor
Big Zaddy Cris aka Tiny aka Kid cuz nobody wanna be Play. The Hispanic "cousin" of the bride. Still strong after about 20 years.
Best Man
Assistant to the Regional Manager. Best prom date a groom can ask for.
Maid of Honor
The other half of Mariis y Mariis. The catfish little tap dancer and god mother of The Baby. The brides little big sister.
Bridesmaid
Oldest sister of the groom. Stern gaze, Superiority complex and a warm heart.
Groomsman
Melly Mel the man who takes credit for this wedding. The bride's donkey to her Shrek. The grooms singing partner.
Bridesmaid
#1 of two. Pipas aka Pips-De-La-Frips aka The Groom's Twin but not really aka big little sister.
Groomsman
Marklemore the guy from power. The singer, actor, dancer who knows everyone. The most famous person in the wedding party.
Bridesmaid
#2 of two. Beware.... she bites..... it hurts..... you may cry.... run for your life. She loves the bride and the bride loves her.
Groomsman
He cool man, everyone loves him.
Bridesmaid
SamNinja, Little Sammy Sosa, Sammy By The Beach, Sam Bam Thank You Ma'am. This girl is the coolest chick to know but she's always ready with a karate chop.
Bridesmaid
The cousin of the bride, they were inseparable when they were younger they grew up like sisters. They were cousins before they were cousins.
Groomsman
Founding member of the F**k it up crew. As wells as creator of the groomsman salute.
Junior Groomsman
The nephew of the groom. Wisest of the bunch. -"take it soft on the baby"- Noah Son of Tiffany B. #1 of 3
Junior Bridesmaid
This goofy child is the goddaughter of the bride. Daughter of maid of honor Cris.
Junior Bridesmaid
Niece for the groom, oldest child of Tati and Daniel. Wanna have an intellectual conversation with a 7 year old she is your girl.
Junior Groomsman
Nephew of the groom, son of Tati and Daniel. Cute but I'm pretty sure he is a spy.
Junior Bridesmaid
Niece of the Groom, Youngest child of Tiffany B. #1 of 3. Diva of the group, nothing but comedy gold.
Junior Bridesmaid
Child of the scary Tiffany and she is just as scary if not scarier.
Junior Groomsman
This silly boy is the little brother of the bride.
Mother of the Bride
To say she is just the mother of the bride would not be accurate because she is the mother of a lot of the wedding party in spirit.
Mother of the Groom
Truly can't express how important this woman is. She has engraved such strong values within the groom and had the strength and patience to raise a young little boy and have him grow into a man.
Godmother/Mother of the Bride
The nicest person ever the best friend to the mother of the bride. She raised the bride and was even in the room when she was born.
Father of the Bride
WARNING: You will catch him doing all the TikTok dances on the dance floor.
Usher
Joselito, Mr. Cruz, The best / worst dance partner ever! Though him and the bride spent most of the time arguing he humbled her and she will always consider him family.
Usher
This tiny person is the life of the party, but don’t get it wrong she will fight you and that’s why the bride will always love her no mater what.
Bridesmaid
This beautiful kind hearted woman is the Bride's favorite sister, her DumDum, Dora. The bride can always count on her love and support.
Groomsman
Bossman Kutaky! Dos Dos! Brother in law of the groom and god father of The Baby. He changed The Groom's diaper when he was 9.