Father and Mother of all of the brides and the grooms
Also somehow their soon to be in-laws. As he is our beloved program director. Also the most likely to give an overly drawn out speak at the wedding.
Associate Father to all of the brides and the grooms
And somehow also an ultrasound director, fellowship director, and local elected official.
Associate Mother to all of the brides and the grooms
The newest member to this strangely formulated family, joining Crozer us from the recently departed Hahnemann Hospital
The Grandparent
A title earned by position as Department Chair and experience, not at all by age. But also, for those who are counting, by age.