Maid of Honor
(Friend) An energetic firecracker who can do more push ups than the groom's party, combined.
Best Man
(Brother) The man with millions of jokes but zero laughs. Always remember "No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills!"
Best Man
(Friend) "Bdub" Hetero life mate. The one person I can always count on, until he turns into Mr. Magoo.
Bridesmaid
(Friend) The real Italian of the group who loves ranch more than a fat kid likes cake.
Bridesmaid
(Friend) A true karaoke super star who can name almost any tune. Light it up Tyronda!
Bridesmaid
(Cousin) A lover of Christmas, custard and of course the Green Bay Packers.
Bridesmaid
(Friend) A free spirit soul who loves wine almost as much as she loves the bride.
Bridesmaid
(Friend) Do not let her sweet southern twang fool you, she plays a mean game of scrabble.
Bridesmaid
(Friend) Self proclaimed fashionista who prefers to wear sweat pants and a T shirt majority of the time.
Groomsman
(Friend) "TK" The Natural. I heard if your drink his sweat you will become rich and powerful.
Groomsman
(Cousin) Parties increase 95% fun level's when he's around. Trust me, I barely remember any of them. "Looking good Billy Ray!"
Groomsman
(Friend) "GAD" The Italian Stallion, "Ha ha ha, you think this in the real quaid? It is!"
Groomsman
(Friend) "Jew" In the outside world, i'm a simple claims adjuster but in here I am Hornak, defender of the Alliance.
Groomsman
(Friend) "Hick" Dirt bike riding desert rat. "Go Big or Go Home Baby"
Groomsman
(Cousin) "Where's Coco?" Family vacation roomie for life.
Officiant
(Cousin) Officiant by day and Crystal Vase by night. No one has more fun than him, especially when chardonnay is involved.