Matron of Honor
Team Courtney Buys 12 bottles of wine weekly. Claims she only does it for the case discount.
Maid of Honor
Team Courtney Fell down a hill and rolled to the bottom once. Survived with only mild trauma. Is the reason why the wedding party won’t be wearing heels.
Bridesmaid
Team Courtney Extremely gifted when it comes to D-I-Y crafting. Doesn’t really like to brag, but could probably knit a sweater in less time than your grandma.
Bridesmaid
Team Courtney Unintentionally shared a beer with Courtney’s chihuahua and got him drunk. Was almost cut from the wedding party.
Bridesman
Team Courtney Loves girly drinks but hates to admit it. Says bartenders should stop serving passion fruit margaritas with flowers and little umbrellas. Orders a dark ale when in doubt, but never actually drinks it.
Bridesmaid
Team Courtney Says she was on season 1 of American Idol and lost to Kelly Clarkson. Believes the network must have edited her out of the episodes they aired.
Bridesmaid
Team Courtney Often mistaken for Scary Spice at parties. Doesn’t feel it necessary to correct anyone.
Maid of Honor
Team Kristyn First in line for door prizes on Black Friday every year & a sucker for door-to-door sales. Ask her about her vacuum.
Bridesmaid
Team Kristyn Loves a good competition. Won first place in a Rock Band contest against herself.
Bridesmaid
Team Kristyn Single and ready to mingle. Just wants a good man to treat her to pancakes at iHOP.
Bridesmaid
Team Kristyn Can finish a whole bag of flaming Doritos without asking for a glass of water.
Bridesmaid
Team Kristyn Almost couldn’t decide which brides side to stand on. Would have definitely picked Courtney’s if Kristyn hadn’t threatened her. Only answers to “hot mom” after 9:30pm.
Bridesman
Team Kristyn Developed trust issues after Kawhi left the Spurs. Still cries himself to sleep, but is doing much better now.
Bridesmaid
Team Kristyn Voted “Most Likely To Succeed” during a bikini contest over spring break in South Padre.