Tyler & Clint
Wedding Party
Travis Babbitt
Best Man
Tyler's brother from the same mother and same father.
Nicholas Q Bunde
Best Man
Clint's brother, the straight one. You are legally required to have your brother in your wedding party, per Clint's mom.
Danielle Davis
Best Woman
Tyler's best friend since middle school, they were each others' first kiss. She once told Tyler he was being dramatic about a foot injury that he ended up needing surgery for. Another time she told him he was being dramatic about stomach pains during senior year spring break in Florida that ended up being a kidney stone.
Blake Augustus Arthurs
Best Man
Back when Blake and Clint were college roommates, Blake once pooped in a box on their balcony because he really needed to go as Clint was taking a bath in the only bathroom and refused to get out.
Jack Carter
Groomsman
Tyler's cousin, once held a wicker basket that Tyler was puking in.
Hailey Rebecca Lueck
Groomswoman
One of Clint's best and oldest friends and freshmen year homecoming date. Clint and Hailey were once in a school debate in English class and were on a team with the position against the legalization of gay marriage. Literally no one saw this coming...
TJ Sell
Groomsman
Tyler's best friend, they once owned a fish together named Wyatt (named after the powerful baby witch from their favorite TV show, Charmed)
Samantha Veronica Schmitz
Groomswoman
Clint's deeply problematic friend. She once disappeared for 13 hours when Clint visited her and he had to decide whether to leave her for dead and get his own ride to the airport or call the police then get his own ride to the airport.
Alec Rager
Groomsman
Tyler's best friend, they went to a Michigan men's basketball game together in college and both spent the entire time on Grindr because they were bored.
Meghna Y Dhir
Groomswoman
One of Clint's best friends and med school roommate. Before they were really good friends they shared an awkward 7 hour car ride where they ran out of things to talk about after 45 minutes and then sat in near silence for almost 6 hours and 15 minutes.
Lizzy Laboda-Lyman
Groomswoman
Tyler's roommate in LA, one time she came into his room while brushing her teeth and they realized she was accidentally using his toothbrush.
Roma Sharon Shah
Groomswoman
Clint's med school roommate and one of his best friends. In their first week of knowing each other, Roma tagged Clint in a picture and Clint's friend's dad commented how hot she looked and it was so uncomfortable that neither Clint nor Roma referenced the incident until 2 years later.
Kevin
Designated Scamp
Very bitey, screams at strangers and acquaintances.
Alexis
Supreme Ruler and Sovereign of Seven States
She does not pay rent.