FAQs

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Who do we contact to file a complaint, ask a question, or dig into politics?

Answer

Call Sam Schmitz at (313) 529-8820

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Are children allowed?

Answer

Aside from Nieces and Nephew, we are having a child-free wedding. This is not an insult to your children, just a gift to you. (Please text us if this isn't realistic for you - we'd rather you be there with your kids than stress you out, promise)

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Will this event be pushing the gay agenda?

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Yes.

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Do you have a backup plan if you have to cancel this wedding a second time?

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Yes, we will both politely go our separate ways and end the relationship. Tyler will get the dogs and Clint will get depression.

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I've seen pictures of your dogs on social media and they are beautiful, what breeds are they??

Answer

She's a little bit Alexis, but mostly Ears and very rude. Kevin is a nightmare and very anxious, just like Tyler.

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Do we need to know any Tik Tok dances?

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Please have at least 2 memorized for the reception and make sure it's not the same as anyone else.

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Should Kimberly J. Brown have been replaced by Sara Paxton as Marnie for the fourth Halloweentown movie, Return to Hallowentown?

Answer

No, and we are still in a legal battle with the Supreme Court over this injustice.