Maid of Honor
How she knows the bride: High School Talk to her about: playing the Sims, researching fanatical cults, shaping the minds of 8th graders Do not talk to her about: FortNite
Best Man
How he knows the groom: Junior High Talk to him about: the collapse of fiat currency, the Minnesota Vikings, golf swing mechanics Do not talk to him about: if you find a topic that he isn't interested in, please contact the bride or groom at once
Bridesmaid
How she knows the bride: High School Talk to her about: Trader Joe's supremacy, your go-to karaoke song, vegetarian recipes Don't talk to her about: her husband's love of golf
Groomsman
How he knows the groom: Junior High Talk to him about: poker vlogging, the Wolverhampton Wanderers, Mountain Dew Don't talk to him about: exercise
Bridesmaid
How she knows the bride: They're cousins! Talk to her about: The Great British Bake-Off, the development of pharmaceuticals, Paw Patrol Don't talk to her about: any cuisine being better than Italian food
Groomsman
How he knows the groom: Junior High Talk to him about: US Men's National Team (soccer), Bob Marley, Mormons, homemade Doug Burgum memes Don't talk to him about: cheese/dairy products
Bridesmaid
How she knows the bride: College Talk to her about: planning a trip to Germany, Pokémon, Norwegian Elkhounds Don't talk to her about: American lawncare
Groomsman
How he knows the groom: College Talk to him about: early 2000's comedy movies, the importance of skincare for men Don't talk to him about: driving places (he won't do it)
Bridesmaid
How she knows the bride: College Talk to her about: Elden Ring, working for Chanel, which Harry Potter book is the best Don't talk to her about: EDM not being "real" music
Groomsman
How he knows the groom: College Talk to him about: playing poker, NFL Redzone, Cyclones sports teams Don't talk to him about: The University of Iowa
Bridesmaid
How she knows the bride: Sister-in-Law Talk to her about: Love Island, rescue dogs, The Way of Kings Don't talk to her about: getting her ears pierced
Groomsman
How he knows the groom: College Talk to him about: The Bachelor/Bachelorette, Connect4, Aperol Spritzes Don't talk to him about: Gruben
Bridesmaid
How she knows the bride: Colorado Talk to her about: Tamlin vs. Rhysand, her Shakira impression, your go-to coffee order Don't talk to her about: hating to read
Groomsman
How he knows the groom: College Talk to him about: The Knights Templar, Applebee's, the movie Gladiator Don't talk to him about: being on call
Bridesmaid
How she knows the bride: Colorado Talk to her about: your favorite Chappell Roan song, maximizing Nuuly, the best manicure you’ve ever gotten Don't talk to her about: beating Forbidden Island (unless you have tips, then please do)
Groomsman
How he knows the groom: College Talk to him about: Wrestlemania, your complete ranking of all Marvel movies, the state of Iowa Don't talk to him about: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Bridesmaid
How she knows the bride: Sister-in-Law Talk to her about: Bachelor in Paradise, saving lives in the ER, her Mario Party dominance Don't talk to her about: Avatar, the Last Airbender
Groomsman
How he knows the groom: Brother-in-Law Talk to him about: classical architecture, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Lord of the Rings Don't talk to him about: Achilles (the tendon; Achilles the god is okay)
Bridesmaid
How she knows the bride: Colorado Talk to her about: Greek Orthodox processional songs, board games, her meat freezer Don't talk to her about: watching horror movies (although she is getting better at it lately)
Officiant
How he knows the groom: Brother-in-Law Talk to him about: Lord Huron, the movie Treasure Planet, Red Rising Don't talk to him about: your latest tax return