Christian & Taylor
Wedding Party
Bernadette
Maid of Honor
Age: 30+ Years Old Height: 5'5 Q: What "old person" things do you do? A: Probably everything Q: If you were the captain of a pirate ship, what would be the name of your ship? A: The Black Pearl Q: What is something you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn't realize earlier? A: That I had been putting the paper toilet seat covers on backwards and getting annoyed that they would always fall in before I could sit.
Christopher
Best Man
Age: 25 Height: 6'2 Q: What is your guilty pleasure? A: White Chocolate Q: What show did you binge watch embarrassingly fast? A: Tiger King Q: Is cereal a soup? Why or why not? A: No. Soup is not boxed.
Laura
Maid of Honor
Age: 21 Height: 5'2 Q: What "old person" things do you do? A: It "depends" Q: What is your guilty pleasure? A: Locking myself in the bathroom (anyone with kids will understand this) Q: What is something you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn't realize earlier? A: (Not recently, but when I was about 20) I had no idea that pickles were cucumbers. I was confused as to why you never see these mysterious vegetables called pickles on their own.
Caitlyn
Best Woman
Age: 14 yo Height: 6'2 Q: What "old person" things do you do? A: Leaves the gathering early to cuddle my dogs Q: What is your guilty pleasure? A: Michelob Ultra Q: If Taylor/Christian picked a tattoo for you, what would it be? A: "Gay"
Nevaeh
Bridesmaid
Age: MYOB Height: Tall Q: What is your guilty pleasure? A: Reading old text messages Q: If you were the captain of a pirate ship, what would be the name of your ship? A: Ship-Faced Q: What show on Netflix did you binge watch embarrassingly fast? A: All 19 seasons of Gray's Anatomy in 2 months
Eric
Groomsman
Age: 28 Height: 6 ft on a good day Q: If Taylor & Christian picked a tattoo for you, what would it be? A: Rocky the Bull drinking a beer Q: What set of items could you buy at Walmart that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable? A: Bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, and a child birthday cake Q: What is something you recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn't realize earlier? A: It's not illegal to drive with the light on inside your car
Kevin
Bridesman/Beer Boy
Age: 37 Height: 5'6 (I'm a short King) Q: What is your guilty pleasure? A: Shitty Reality TV about love Q: Is cereal a soup, why or why not? A: Yes and so is oatmeal and so is grits... change my mind Q: What is something you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn't realize earlier? A: The earth is flat but they don't want us to know...
Teresa
Groomswoman
Age: 30 Height: 5'3" Q: If Taylor/Christian picked a tattoo for you, what would it be? A: A donut Q: Is cereal a soup? Why or why not? A: Um.. yes no. I have no idea. It's hard pieces that turn soggy in milk so no. Q: What set of items could you buy at Walmart that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable? A: A Nickelback CD
Donald
Groomsman/Beer Boy
08/08/76 - 03/01/23 On 03/01/23, Donald passed away in his home in Buffalo, NY. Donald was a loving dad, husband, cousin and uncle. But most importantly, THE BEST COUNCLE anyone could ever have asked for. Anyone who knows Donald knew that if you needed something, he would not hesitate to do anything he could to help. Even though Michelob Ultra may go out of business now, Councle Donald will always be in our hearts. We love you!
Mina
Flower Girl
Age: 6 Height: 4 ft Q: If you could create a new holiday, what would it be? A: National Present Day where everyone gets presents just because Q: If the sky could rain food, what food would you like it to rain down? A: Vegetables Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A: Doctor
River
Flower Girl
Age: 4 years old Height: 3 years old Q: If you could create a new holiday, what would it be? A: Dinosaur Birthday Q: If the sky could rain food, what food would you like for it to rain down? A: Carrots like the bunnies Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A: Max the dog from The Grinch
Seriah
Flower Girl
Age: 8 Height: I don't know, hahaha Q: If you could create a new holiday, what would it be? A: No school day Q: If the sky could rain food, what food would you like for it to rain down? A: Ice Cream Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A: A Veterinarian
Mikey
Ring Security
Age: 6 Height: I don't know, duh Q: If you could create a new holiday, what would it be? A: Everything free day so I can get a Lamborghini Q: If the sky could rain food, what food would you like it to rain down? A: Chick-fil-A Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A: A Veterinarian
Walker
Ring Security
Age: 6 Height: 5 tall Q: If you could create a new holiday, what would it be? A: First Answer: June Revised 2nd Answer: Break Tree Day Q: If the sky could rain food, what food would you like for it to rain down? A: I would want it to rain carrots and lettuce and tomatoes, very healthy things. Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A: A Firefighter!
Sara
Something Blue
Age: 37 years old Height: 4 ft 7 Q: Is cereal a soup? Why or why not? A: Both, I refuse to choose Q: What set of items could you buy at Walmart that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable? A: Hemorrhoid cream and condoms Q: What is something you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier? A: That the Bronx isn’t Brooklyn
Conzuelo
Something Blue Crew
Age: 40ish Height: 5'6" Q: What "old person" things do you do? A: Fall asleep within 5 minutes of starting a movie or show Q: What set of items could you buy at Walmart that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable? A: A dozen enemas, box of plastic gloves, straw brush cleaner, condoms, and a pack of cigarettes (purchased while wearing your Sunday's best) Q: What is something you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn't realize earlier? A: Eating chocolate after a night of drinking can help cure a hangover
Ola
Officiant
Age: 30th Anniversary of my 30th birthday Height: Under Normal Q: What "old person" things do you do? A: Get on all fours to get up off the floor Q: Is cereal a soup, why or why not? A: Cereal is not a soup, try slurping down grape nuts, you'll choke to death... Q: What set of items could you buy at Walmart that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable? A: Senior vitamins and condoms