Bride
Big Spoon
Groom
Also Big Spoon
Mother of the Bride
She can't drive 55
Mother of the Groom
Secretly a Disney Princess
Father of the Bride
Voted "Most Likely to survive a Zombie Apocalypse"
Father of the Groom
We found him under a rock
Maid of Honor
Sunshine incarnate
Groomsman
Like a Jedi, but cooler
Bridesmaid
Sweet like Kit-Kats
Groomsman
"Flank 'em and spank 'em...Sun Tzu or something."
Bridesmaid
If you want to look like you just got your hand cut open for a prank, contact her.
Groomsman
Fully believes lasagna is cake
Bridesmaid
Puppy snuggles 24/7
Groomsman
Big trucks. Big mullet. Big mustache.