Bride
Part magic techno cartoon character. Part sparkly dream balloon drifting in the breeze.
Groom
Part unwavering stoic tree. Part hard rock, politics-nerd, video gamer, soccer star.
Maid of Honor
Sarcastic, walking encyclopedia. Leaves a trail of socks and bobby pins. Always covered in cats, fingers wrapped in yarn. Hilarious storyteller. Family Logistics Coordinator Extraordinaire. Earthy, but not in a hippie way. Always down for Adventure Treasure Time.
Best Man
Rabid Broncos, Liverpool, Nuggets and Avalanche fan. Confidant in all matters vital and trivial. Wartime consigliere. Proud Frenchie dad. Recovering frat bro, now turned gym bro. Sooo many hats. Probably never going kayaking with us ever again.
Mother of the Bride
Eternal Spiritual Truth Seeker. Mother of Wayward Souls. Patron Saint of Lost & Found Objects. Famous Phrase: "I bet you we could make that!". Soft voice, loud laugh. Purveyor of Every Option Known to Humanity. Too Precious for This World. Possibly born on another planet.
Mother of the Groom
Hostess with the Mostest. Cursed to be surrounded by men. The Beating Heart of the family, selfless provider, Italian Mamma Energy. Worked remotely before it was fashionable. 2nd Gen. Legacy Bronco Season Ticket Holder. Has rarely missed an episode of General Hospital.
Father of the Bride
Renaissance Man. Builder of Computers, Cars, and Wooden Furniture. Thrill seeker, dirt biker, motorcycle rider, bowler, and pilot. Sci-fi Geek. Nascar Fanatic. World Traveler. Lover of hard rock, classic rock, and new age. Always kept in touch with anyone he ever met. Missed Fiercely.
Father of the Groom
Hardest working man Chris has ever known. Speaks four languages. Bestowed the love of soccer on his sons. Philatelist, photographer, botanist, and lover of the vastness of space. Collector of morbid historical paraphernalia. Ask him about Deep Purple’s “Smoke on the Water”.
Officiant
Eric - Writer, Whiskey Bottle Lamp Maker, Cinema Sommelier, Former Co-Founder of Wine & Whiskey Productions w/ Robyn, Jigsaw Puzzle Master, and Devourer of Books. Lindsey - Nurse turned Nurse Shepherd, Water Park Enthusiast, Former Jump Rope Champion, Family Schedule Manager, and Disciple of Dark Fantasy (fellow Lover of "The Last Unicorn"). Both are connoisseurs of excellent music. (They are way cooler than us...and somehow, so are their children.) This dynamic duo were the spark that ignited the burning embers of our affection. They patiently (for the most part) waited and nudged us to recognize our hearts' true desires. Eric claims he didn't like sticking his nose in other people's personal business, and that Lindsey was the true puppet mistress pulling the strings of fate. Either way, we are eternally grateful. After witnessing the strength of Eric and Lindsey's relationship, and the results of their parenting philosophy within two incredibly intelligent and witty kids, there was no question about who we wanted to lead the ceremony of our union.