Best Man
Currently 104-0 when arm wrestling women.
Maid of Honor
Groomsman
Yes, the beard is real.
Bridesmaid
From selling Girl Scout cookies to serving tables together in high school, she has been with the bride through it all.
Groomsman
Whatever you do, don't bring up Metallica.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Charlie survived Tulane and Goldman Sachs. He's taken ladies.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
"Gareth" means "gentle" in Welsh.
Bridesmaid
Always has a secret stash of Vegemite on hand.
Groomsman
He will try to sell you a house in Aspen.
Bridesmaid
She has a thing for feet (she's a podiatrist).