The Ranch
Honey
Best Girl
It's me, Honey. I'm the one that started it all, the first born, the angel child (except when I'm not) that made my parents want another. I love crunchy water, bananas, rummaging through the trash, peanut butter, and counter surfing. I'm really good at chasing the herd but also really really good at relaxing too ;)
Gunnar
Best Boy
Hello my name is Gunnar and I'm the derpiest and sweetest boy you'll ever meet when you get to know me. My parents say I have trust issues though because of my ruff past, so I need lots of time to get acquainted. I was rescued the day I was supposed to be euthanized but now I get to live the life on the ranch. Some things I've come to love: ear rubs, belly scratches, stealing pine cones, rolling in the grass, and eating anything I can get my paws on.
Bonnie
Doeling of Honor
Hi, I'm Bonnie. Some of my hobbies include: eating hay, jumping on mom's back, making mom & dad take me to the vet (this one's my personal fave) singing really loud, and getting into trouble with my partner in crime, Clyde.
Clyde
Buckling Of Honor
Hi, I'm Clyde, but you can call me Mr. Mayhem. You can find me choosing violence and chaos - I personally love to ram my horns into things (and my parents) and listening to heavy metal. I'm really good at parkour and I love corn even though it makes my stomach upset :)
Cookie
Security
My name's Cookie aka Cookie Monster aka Sugar Cookie. My mom found me on Facebook for $100 dollars and the rest is history. I don't know what personal space is (ask Buddy) and I am in fact, a stubborn donkey. I love staring at Jolene (my crush) and believe it or not I really love cookies. I get really excited and sing when I see mom coming to the barn :)
Cash
Crowd Control
Hi I'm Cash!!! I'm the youngest member of the herd and Clyde is my big half-brother hence our handsome blue eyes and striking looks. Compared to Clyde I am a literal angel but one day when I grow up I'll be big and strong and heathen-ish like him ;)
Leo
Guardian Angel
Hi I'm Leo!!! I'm was weird and shy and awkward llama. I was rescued many years ago and have since been goofy galloping on the ranch. I now rest in heaven with Buddy and lived a long and happy life <3
Jolene
Mare of Honor
Hi, I'm Jolene and I run this joint. I'm a big beautiful American Paint, aka a pinto - so I basically keep the Pinto name alive. I'm the boss of Buddy and am the only one that can put him in his place. I love treats (especially stealing Buddy's) and getting a hose down on a hot day.
Buddy
Best Gelding
Call me Buddy. I'm a grumpy old curmudgeon who used to be the boss, but Jolene keeps me in line now I guess. I used to roam wild with the cattle, but ever since Jolene came around I kinda like hangin with her instead. I rumble like a mustang when my parents bring me food and my favorite activity is rolling in the dirt right after I get a bath :)
Lady Scarlett
Matron Mare
My name is Lady Scarlett and I am a rescued 20-year old chestnut mare. I am a fancy lady at heart and have been through a lot before my new parents gave me a new pasture to retire on. I spent the last 5 years alone in a barn without much to eat or space to roam, so I've been adjusting to having friends and freedom to forage and frolic wherever I please. Currently am working on #gains and hoping to be at my goal weight by Spring :)
Piper
Bouncer
You think Jolene is the boss? Don’t listen to her. Ever since I came around (another one of mom’s Facebook finds) I’ve been the boss. Bonnie think’s all that but I’m really in charge. Some say I’m a bully and scare Bonnie off but I don’t see it. I might just be cranky because it feels like I’ve been pregnant forever.
The Girls
Landscaping
We're a small but mighty Hereford cattle herd of 15 (plus some expecting mothers). You'll find us grazing and staring (judging) most of the time. If you see us with our babies, stand back....you've been warned
