Maid of Honor
Who can put pure magic into words? This woman is kind, smart, thoughtful, fierce, and drop dead gorgeous. Talk about a quintuple threat. She's the bride's best friend and the best sister ever. Stop by and say hi to her at the wedding and bask in her glory.
Best Man
What man can say so little, but command a room so intensely? Joseph Nelms. Rumor has it he knows if a tree makes a sound when it falls in the woods, but keeps it a secret to save mankind from itself. The man, the myth, the best friend of the groom- Joseph Nelms.
Bridesmaid
Did you know that Madi Holmes was origanlly approached to play the role of Barbie in Warner Bros. upcoming film 'Barbie' but turned it down so she could focus on dominating the business space with her smarts and wit? The more you know.
Groomsman
Eric Cameron escaped the matrix when he was eight years old. He has since been using his wits to help others escape. Unfortunately, this wedding is in the Matrix, you are in the Matrix, everyone you love is in the Matrix, and Eric isn't on extraction duty while performing his role as a groomsman. Oh! And he also made the wedding's custom beer.
Bridesmaid
Business mogul, world traveler, wine aficionado.. we present to you... Janelle Carlson. Sam and Janelle have been friends since they were in Kindergarten, and perhaps with enough champagne, could be convinced to reprise their 3rd grade talent show act.
Groomswoman
Natalie loves her big brother, the groom, so much. Since they were little, Natalie and Chadwick have shared a bond only a sibling could. How can you define it? She'll tell you: In tears, hugs, poetic waxings, and, of course, adoration of the best brother the Lord Almighty could have given her.
Groomswoman
From the mountain upon which the Groom descended, so did Lauren, only much, much later. Ever grateful for her brother, the First, the Blessed of the Mountian (praise be!), and the path he trod before her, Lauren now spends her time in her travel trailer, hunting down Chadwick so that she may kill him and claim his rite as First of the Born.
Bridesmaid
Not many people can recite Muppet's Treasure Island AND Johnny Cash's discography in its entirety. Not many people are Karly Jo. Dear friend to bride, co-founder of the Nic Cage movie club, and all around cool gal.